hans: henry i want you to know i care about you.... even if I don't always show it :( because of feudalism :(
hans, two minutes ago: --and then I'm going to build you a BIG BIG castle and make you the boss of the castle and i'll give you two estates and I'll build you a little blacksmith habitat in the castle and everyone's going to write ballads about you and sing them forever and ever. here i got you this bow and these spurs and i made a chew toy for your fucking disgusting dog whom i really don't mind i swear. i don't like your clothes, i want you to wear mine instead, no it has to be MY clothes it's very important for various reasons. and henry? don't text sam back okay. okay? obviously you're coming with me to every event, also carry this shield with my colors because it's critical that people know you & me go together. your bed is like all the way downstairs that's super far you can just sleep in my room with me it's fine. here's my keys in case you want to just like come over anytime. if anything happened to you i'd kill myself. henry are you listening. henry do you need money
Henry to everyone else: Sir Hans Capon is my lord. With my body and soul I serve him. I'm his page, his bodyguard, his escort, his loyal friend, his everything. I'll gladly lay down my life to save his. He's a Very Important Noble, I'll have you know! And he's really cool and also super hot. Did I mention I serve Hans Capon?
Henry to Hans: You little shit. You obnoxious little brat. You're the most annoying creature God ever created. I'll never know peace as long as you're in my life................... mY LorD.
Hans to everyone else: Henry? That nobody. That village yokel. He's such an idiot. He knows nothing of importance. Pay him no mind, he only speaks nonsense.
Hans to Henry: You are everything to me. You are my raison d'être. My feelings for you surpass every language I know. So all I can do is speak in allegories and compare you to every Cool Guy I know, like Hercules and Alexander the Great. I'm willing to risk everything to show you how much I care about you. Oh btw, if you die, I'll literally kill myself.
Some scavprowl redesigns based on Wall-E and EVE 🫶
This is entirely just because I realised they have a similar ship dynamic and then immediately afterwards realised that they already kind of look like them too!?? Which I think is really cute, so I wanted to try and blend the designs together just for fun lmao 😭💕
I haven't put much thought into how this AU would work..... I think Scavy would have been living on his own for a few centuries just doing his job (digging out landfill sites and filling them with garbage) because he didn't know what else do to after he stopped receiving orders. Prowl is a more advanced model of robot sent from off-planet to scan the surface's pollution levels and carry out an environmental risk analysis. He's probably some kind of maglev vehicle that can also drive on land like a regular car
@raspberriessoda @secretsolenoid-revived Had a great time drawing prowl and his gaggle of dudes hahaha
