Live footage of me working on my thesis

*seductively* would you.. be interested in doing a unfunny bit with me sometime.. just the two of us..

choosing how many !s to put at the end of the sentence and how many 3s to put in a <3

believe it or not i do actually enjoy nice things sometimes [goes to the nice things convention] kind of fucked up how much of this is enabled by exploitative violence on a societal level

tradgedy enjoyers when you look into the eyes of your worst enemy and can only see yourself

okay yay. I made a million mistakes but I get it now. small bird 🙂‍↕️

mindset-altering sentence.

If you think about it, Back to the Future is the anti-Oedipus Rex. Marty tries to save his father's life, then goes to great lengths not to fuck his mother.

I hate this country so much:

What the actual fuck, their trying to Mr. Beast their way into Greenland:

Really wish Democrats would realize that going "Oh yeah? well I QUIT" during a fucking bureaucratic purge is not a W.

Like their world view is so thin and watery, all they care to dribble out is "That's against the rules. Not cool." while NATO is staging forces in North America cuz we pissed them off.

guys we're red on the little map. usually its bad to be red on anybody's map unless they're one of those cultures that really especially likes the color red. which is the other half of the planet the blue guys on the map made a gang to kick the shit out of. maybe put some glue in the locks before you leave or something.

the uk has officially deployed A Guy

scientists are drinking lots of soda so they can get enough energy to see what hours come after bed time

Just a blob, blobbing along ☺️

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shout out to my grandma who heard about how bad my mental health has been getting and asked my dad “well, have you tried taking him to the sea?” like you did to cure tuburculosis in the 1800s

it's genuinely bullshit that you should be required to own a mobile phone for participation in literally any aspect of life

this should be illegal and i'm not fucking joking