


8:14pmJanuary 14, 2026misidentifying-animals-in-posts:
best animal names: unnecessarily judgemental edition

8:02pmJanuary 14, 2026you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?
can i fucking help you?

8:19pmJanuary 13, 2026Ilya’s obsession with Shane’s tits → for @avacoleman
bonus:
How dare you hide this in the tags

6:23pmJanuary 13, 2026underappreciated fandom moment: when you read a fic on ao3 and see a lot of familiar names in the kudos. like. the gang’s all here ❤️

6:15pmJanuary 13, 2026ive always rly liked the idea of a member of a group of adventurers having what everyone assumes is very well trained hawk and then at the end of their journey its casually revealed that thats actually just his buddy whos a shapeshifter and just rly likes being a hawk
the guy also like thinks everyone knows bc he never tries to hide the fact that the hawk is a person but everyone assumes hes always just joking. like the others being like “damn its crazy how he knows exactly what you want him to do its like he knows english or something.” and the guy is just like “well yeah thats his first language so ofc he’s fluent??” and they all go “haha good one” and move on, leaving him confused
they just think hes a quirky guy that really loves his pet and says things like “the 9 of us” even tho there are clearly only 8 people! he just cares about the bird so much he counts it as a group member haha !

6:12pmJanuary 13, 2026I feel like having wings violently burst out of your back would just feel really good. Like itd feel awful but also itd feel really satisfying.











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