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| EM | They/Them | 26 | Very gay. Very tired. |
sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour
I mean if you wanna just loom in the corner like some kinda creature that’s cool, we just don’t want you getting left out
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Wallet I made for my gf for Xmas , that’s my teeth
I bit into a piece of clay then scanned it and traced it in illustrator, then laser cut thick leather and wet molded lamb skin over it
Yes the stitching is fucked up; my machine was tweaking; imperfect so as not to offend god
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My daughter asked me for a furby for an upcoming holiday. I told her sometimes they turn evil. She said she likes evil. Then this popped up on my dash.
I don’t like this foreshadowing.
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You too can get the satisfaction of maiming or killing a spy embedded in your organization.
HELL YEAH DESHITTIFICATION!
For everything we do here, please be sure to be careful with what you edit, and restart your computer to lock things in.
If you don’t have access to the Group editor, (likely to happen if you’re on base windows) you can do this as well by opening your Registry Editor app, then inputting this after your ‘computer’ or whatever the initial segment is. (Mine is computer. If I just try and paste the below string it gets SO mad at me)\HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Policies\Microsoft\Windows\WindowsCopilot
Navigating to your “turnoffwindowscopilot”, hit modify, and set the value data to 1.
If done correctly, it’ll look like this.
While we’re at it, you can also get rid of the integrated search, (or that thing where it searches the web when you search anything, whether or not you want it to) and such through regedit as well.
Integrated search will have you going to
HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Policies\Microsoft\Windows\Explorer
Navigate to your “DisableSearchBoxSuggestions” bit, if you don’t see it, you can make it by right clicking and creating a new registry D-Word key of that exact name. Edit the key, set it to 1. It’ll look like this if you do it right!
To get rid of Windows Spotlight, (The thing where it pulls up ten billion pages on windows start page, shoving ads in your face and cluttering everything) we go to
HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\DesktopSpotlight\Settings
And set “Enabled State” To 0. If you do it right, it’ll look like this!
Disabling edge on startup will also help a fair deal with processing speed and the like. This you can do in all sorts of ways, the easiest being turning it off entirely on startup through settings in the like.
If you want to kill it *entirely*, though? :)
In regedit, run along to Computer\HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Policies\Microsoft
Navigate to your MicrosoftEdge key subcategory. If you don’t see it, you can make one! Note, this is a KEY, not a d-word. *inside* that subcategory, we want to either make or find the D-Word key of PreventLaunchEdge and set that to 1 in the same way as all the others.
It’ll look like this.Aaaand while we’re here, I’d HIGHLY recommend shanking Killer Networking Services. It’s just bloatware. (Ostensibly it’s supposed to monitor your network bandwidth and even things out, but that really means it’s constantly monitoring and pinging things, which eats up the bandwidth you DO get, and also chunks your computer’s processing power.) Getting rid of it entirely is borderline impossible, since it’s set to redownload on regular updates and intel is very pushy with its updates.
This you can do by opening your Services.msc, which basically shows you all the background stuff that Windows does. Find Anything with Killer in the name, right click it, go to properties, and disable startup. It should look like this, if done successfully. It will probably reenable itself in time/in later updates for windows, but it’s a quick fix. I’d also check your TaskScheduler app to make sure that nothing’s scheduled to open up there, either.
If you CAN completely kill Killer services through uninstalling and the like, I would warn that at very least for my computer, the only ethernet/lan support applications that are available ARE Killer’s. When you download updates, you really do have to do it manually and ONLY download the ethernet services, or just be cool with not having Lan functionality.
One last thing, not a shit application but is a shit service. If your computer’s constantly overheating or just warm, you likely have Turboboost enabled. (Default setting that you can’t change) If you want to be able to turn it off and drop your temps by like 40 degrees, in Regedit go to
Computer\HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SYSTEM\CurrentControlSet\Control\Power\PowerSettings\54533251-82be-4824-96c1-47b60b740d00\be337238-0d82-4146-a960-4f3749d470c7
(Note- This isn’t the string copy paste from the reddit thread, this is mine that does the same thing. If my string doesn’t work for you, check the reddit thread string. If that doesn’t work either, you can follow the path and find it pretty easily. Probably has like, one letter of difference somewhere. The bits all start the same, though, so it’s easy to find.)
and go to “attributes”. Set the value from 1 to 2, and now in your advanced Power Plan settings in control panel, you’ll be able to *see* turbo boost and turn it off.
It’ll look like this, and in power options, a successful disabling of boost should look like this.
Turning off quick startup’s also a good call, since that basically stops your restarts from actually shutting things down properly.
GOOD LUCK OUT THERE YALL. MAKE SURE TO CLEAN YOUR PC!
I would like to once again recommend to you all Winero Tweaker, a free program that lets you adjust a bunch of windows settings with a single click instead of digging through 30 different setting screens and registry entries.
There’s well over a hundred settings, here’s just a few of them:
(sorry the classic taskbar option no longer works with current windows 11 version)
Fair warning: This is a powerful tool which means it can also do some damage if you don’t know what you’re doing, but every setting comes with an extensive explanation, as you can see in the Ads and unwanted apps screenshot.
This tool will even turn windows 11 from a bloated mess into a (more or less, this tool isn’t magic) usable operating system.
Some tech advice for you all from my personal blog. I figured the more people see this the better, and I got a lot more followers on this blog.
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One thing I’ve noticed recently is that people treat RSVPing for a party or event as a suggestion and not a commitment.
I had a little party today and literally half the people who had RSVPed yes just no-showed without saying anything.
It ended up being a delightful event with some of my favorite people and I had a really good time, but I can’t help but feel a bit hurt by my friends who said they would come and just…didn’t.
Even beyond my feelings, I had put a LOT of work into preparation, so there was way too much food.
If you say you’re going to an event, especially a smaller one, at least tell the host if plans change. Like, no one is forcing you at gunpoint to go to a party, but it’s super rude to just ghost your friends and usually significant work has gone into putting together the event.
Also like, part of the reason you RSVP is so the host knows how many people to accommodate for something (i.e how much food to get). By no-showing in advance you are making them waste money, cause they’ll be spending it on thing that will go to waste b/c the person they were allotted to didn’t show up.
Which is rude as hell.
And the reverse is also why you SHOULD say if you’re coming and not show up randomly without warning, if they haven’t planned for your attendance there won’t be enough stuff for you(like food.
The wanting to know who’s coming isn’t just, because the want to know. They want to know so they can accommodate the right amount of people.
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Not to be that person, but if you remember this, how’s that newfound back pain going for ya babe
PHRASE ADDED!
- LET’S DO THE FORK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL
- LET’S DO THE FORK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL
- DING-DING-DING DING-DING DING DING-DING DING DING-DING-DING DING-DING DING DING-DING DING DING-DING-DING DING-DING DING DING-DING DING DING-DING-DING DING-DING DING DING-DING DING
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my fav relationship ship dynamic is where it doesn’t matter if you call it platonic or romantic or queerplatonic because they always act the same in every type of relationship. and the way they act? fucking weird.
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it’s so wild to me that you absolutely cannot force a hyperfixation to happen. like you’ll watch the most perfectly tailor-made-for-you content that everyone says you’ll love and feel absolutely nothing, and then the thing you watch on a whim to fill time will reach through the screen and put its damn fingers in your brain and start rearranging the neurons right in front of you and every single time you’re like THIS??? THIS??????? and this happens like every 6-12 months forever
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I have been a sheep caretaker for like two days and already I’m like. Wow. I get it.
I get why these were some of the earliest mammals to ever be domesticated. They look up to humans with this sort of dumb but all at once innocent and pure and trusting expression. They’re happy to see you. They follow you around. They like to be rubbed under their chins. Maybe its just some latent Scottish highland shepherd DNA I still have in me but I look at my sheep charges and suddenly I see why the love of God for humanity is so often described as a shepherd and his sheep. I’d fight a wolf for these guys. I’d go way the Hell out of my way for them. I’d carry their young for miles on my own back.
nearly 80k reblogs and how many of you eat lamb
The ancient shepherds I’m referencing also ate lamb lol
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(voice of someone about to turn 30) it’s nice making friends. It’s nice to play together and have fun. It’s nice to hang out
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Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.
Wtf is a grungler
Youre fuxking kidding me Im being punked right??????
for OP’s sake (because no one posted it yet), this word is a meme spawned from this tweet
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