I quick reblog so I don’t usually put tags in, for tags or triggers, will reblog nsfw/t stuff
Starting a sideblog just for reblogging shit to try and get over my weird anxiety about reblogging
Pfp is my cat
woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.
Ebeneezer in 1742 wakes with a start as for some reason he has put out his guttering candle by slapping atop it ith the palm of his hand. His hand is burned and his nightgown and cap are spattered with hot wax.
Fascinated by the perceived necessity of an Equivalent Exchange
People who interpret "character playlist" as "playlist of songs the character would listen to" as opposed to the good and honorable "playlist that represents the character" are so alien they're chasing me and my cat around the spaceship. That metaphor got away from me. Much like the cat
Something I think a lot of people overlook about v!Abolish is that he didn’t fly under the radar by passively being non-threatening. No, he actively acted to appear uninformed and unremarkable.
Despite knowing full well that vampires exist, he asked questions to Avid about what he knew and thought. This way, he wouldn’t appear suspiciously quiet or casual. (This probably also served to help him understand how experienced Avid actually was)
Before the existence of vampires was confirmed to the town, he never stated a belief one way or the other. All his comments basically boiled down to “it’s possible idk.” This might still have made Legs or Apo or others think he was crazy for not being firmly against their existence, but by sharing that his parents were killed by something seemingly nonhuman, he basically prevented anyone from questioning him further without seeming insensitive. Because he never took a side, he never stood out because he was no one’s adversary.
Despite clocking the vampires immediately, he never confronted them. Aside from likely wanting to avoid the work, this kept him off everyone’s radar. The vampires had no reason to consider him an enemy, and the humans had no reason to consider him a lunatic.
This man perfectly walked the line between appearing suspiciously calm and suspiciously paranoid to appear completely unremarkable.
"why did you write that"
4. A wacky dream that my friend had about a fetish no one has heard of, and I had to write it
5. I joked about it until it became an actual fetish
my ducks? in a row. the elephant? addressed. my goose? cooked. my eggs? in several baskets. the bigger fish? fried.
Your monkeys ?
those aren’t mine.
blazingmoonayra asked:
I lied I had another one FUCK uhhhh the sillies studying for finals at the library (projecting) (suffering) (it's finals season I'm making the sillies suffer in my place) (I've done nothing but fish on mcci)
dailyshinyduo answered:
[Day 72🌿]
hey, you may have heard of me before. im the hyperrealistic blood that comes out of marios eyes in all those creepypastas. and this is my story
