pancho-pinto:

mellioops:

charbroiledchicken-deactivated2:

“you’re the writer, you control how the story goes” no not really. i wrote the first sentence and then my characters said “WE WILL TAKE IT FROM HERE” and promptly swerved into an electrical fence.

@pancho-pinto

equius:

these have been sitting in my photobucket since the tender year of 2012 and i have no credits for any of them. if you know who they are, please let me know. otherwise, enjoy ancient cringe.

catherinebunnington:

nosimpincurly:

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev’s bank account

allthingswhumpyandangsty:

MAY YOU NEVER LOSE YOUR HYPERFIXATION

xann-z-the-artsy-enby:

Super long ao3 comments that retell what happened in the work like dissecting what they read fuels my fanfic motivation

dionysiaproductions:

bambistjames:

non-writers will never understand the mental illness of writing an entire conversation in your head while doing dishes and then forgetting every word the second you open a blank doc

writerxwren:

minubell:

AU where Sauron literally pours all of his cruelty and malice and will to dominate all life into the One Ring…

And then just fucking stares at at it for five seconds before dropping it on the ground and leaving because without all that stuff he’s Nice now.

Why does this sound like crackfic C.S. Lewis would write just to get back at Tolkien for disapproving of him putting a lamppost in Narnia

paesthethyc:

aureatearthrodire:

huffylemon:

SPEΛKING FROM EXPERIENCE: IT’S KIND OF BOTH. INHΛLE THROVGH MOVTH, EXHΛLE THROVGH GILLS.

immediately that visual is so cool in my head

juniper-petunia:

they should make a version of socializing that doesn’t make you feel like you’re still the weird 12 year old kid that doesn’t know why she’s not normal like the other kids

transmortifried:

transmortifried:

idk why people are still trying to do “hear me out"s on tumblr

you could talk about wanting to fuck the space needle on here and people would still call you a poser for insisting on fucking "conventionally attractive architecture” as if that’s a coherent, easily-recognizable category

people in the notes proving my point

ghost-teapiika:

vagante-do-abismo:

Liking character is fun until you think about them and you just have to stare at nothing for a few minutes because of how tragic

And mauybe you are almost crying but you are having fun

^ having the time of their life obsessing over The character^tm

lights-on:

mountainshroom:

Mornings with a chronic night owl and an irritatingly early bird

notyouraveragemedgirl:

dan-mcneely:

avocae:

peachtml:

openyourthird-eye:

highonvodka:

themixedbagofspooky:

spoopy-len-in-a-dress:

riningear:

doryishness:

displaced-angel:

ryedragon:

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

OKAY I SWEAR TO GOD THIS THING WORKS YOU HAVE TO PATIENT BC I WISHED THAT I COULD MOVE AWAY FROM MY SHITTY TOWN TO A WARM PLACE AND GUESS WHAT THIS JULY IM MOVING TO NORTH CAROLINA OKAY GUYS IM NOT MAKING THIS UP I AM SO CONFUSED ACTUALLY THIS IS GREAT BYE

LEMME TELL U SOMETHING THIS SHIT WORKS

Every time

its true i reblogged this a second ago all skeptical and now RIGHT NOW IM HAVING MY NUTS SUCKED RIGHT THIS INSTANT AS I AM TYPING

I wanted to get all A’s last semester and guess what. I did. Except for one class lol. This thing works.