Abbot: Are you still gay?

Dennis: No, my free trial ran out and now I exclusively like vagina

long shift

he's like if a babygirl was an autistic middle aged man

me when hot older men with ridiculously beautiful big brown eyes, a little attitude, who prefer to be called a nickname of their surname…

Criminal minds but it’s an adult swim show no one can remember

Every day I get further away from Anakin and closer to Darth Vader