we’ve got a life to love living.
advice that has literally saved and improved my life

we’ve got a life to love living.
advice that has literally saved and improved my life
when morning bad but warsaw trams smile devilishly at you
that mischief!!
Budapest tram smiling sweetly!!!
Stockholm tram looking at you sorrowfully :’(
Melbourne tram giving you a wary side-eye
Tymczasem Katowice
boston green line all like ö___ö
the terrible thing about posting dick grayson hate is he’d fucking love it. yes he should die alone. no he doesn’t deserve his friends. yes every mistake he’s ever made should come back to haunt him. he’d love to die thank you so much for noticing and supporting him in this endeavor when no one else does.
can i say that you have the absolute funniest username for this reply
-after Damian turned 16, at the family dinner-
Bruce: so… Damian, do you remember the Oreov girl you met at the gala last week?
Damian: *looks up* yes
Bruce: what do you think of her…?
Dick: *tries not to laugh*
Tim: *fails not to laugh*
Steph: *doesn’t even try not to laugh*
Damian: she was… acceptable, if a bit annoying, why do you ask?
Tim: He’s trying to set you up!
Batkids -Damian: *laughs*
Damian: *stares blankly*
Bruce: of course, you don’t hav-
Damian: father, are you unaware that I’m in a committed relationship?
Duke, Tim and Dick: *choke on their food*
Steph: *chokes on her drink*
Cass: *smiles*
Batkids: WHAT?!
Bruce: … I-….
Jason: *laughs so hard he almost falls from his chair* oh Jesus Christ! The world’s best detectives at their finest!
Dick: you knew? And you didn’t tell me?!
Jason: where the fuck do you think he went almost every fucking friday?
Bruce: *turns to Damian* I- I though you were having sleepover with Jon
Damian: I was.
Dick: but you just-
Batfam: *stops all their movememnt as they realize*
Jason: *actually falls from his chair laughing*
Bruce: JONATHAN SAMUEL KENT!
-over at the Kent farm, also having family dinner-
Jon, who heard Bruce shout his name: I feel like I’m going to get murdered by a bat in my sleep
Clark, who was also listening in: right after you explain why I had to find out you’re dating Damian throught their family dinner
Jon: hehe… fuck
Amazing
the only grind I respect is girls grinding against each other or something. like whatever the mortar and pestle get up to
Who do you pronounce the .rar extension?
ar-ah-ar
ar-ar
something else?? (are you insane???)
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