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Other "artifacts" danny has made include:
A purple stick that just makes you want to hit yourself with it, but makes you think it will make you stronger.
Owner: unknown
A cup that makes any drink taste horrible, like rotten milk and crap, but the planted texts say it will bless you/make you live longer.
Owner: Ra's Al Gule
A carving that was planted thousands of years ago that is just a middle finger and "get punked, idiots" in ghost speak, believed to be the words of infinite wisdom from the king, and holds the secrets to the universe.
Owner: unknown
A horn that will blast the most annoying songs to get stuck in your head into the mind of whoever uses it, but in ghost speak, thought to give divine knowledge.
Owner: unknown
Mirror that insults or compliments you in ghost speak(the former more common,but sometimes the person is good)(weather that means good person or good looking/deserving of compliments is up to your interpretation), but you have a subconscious knowledge of what it's saying, though not in words, so you know youre sad or happy, but not why, believed to be tales of the past or future, with each person getting seemingly different messages.
Owner: the Drake couple, found in expedition, now the property of Tim Drake. Located in the attic with other artifacts.
Button that makes you want to click it.
Owner: unknown, may be located somewhere in Gotham.
Makeup that makes you itch under the skin, with the itch moving, thought to make user smarter/more likely to succeed with the blessing on the infinite king.
Owner: Joker, often mixed with his white makeup. Too crazy and susceptible to the magic to stop.
Bouncy ball that will always return to your direction, with a 70% chance to aim for your head.
Owner: Captain marvel, one of the many unknown magic items in his cave, used as toy when bored.
Magic 8 ball that has a mind of its own(when it works, which is 5 times a day) and gives advice/answers according to what is asked, mostly just yes or no, with the occasional different suggestion given(that is actually just danny listening to what the person says and deciding what answer will cause the most chaos, or depending on the person, will maybe help them if he likes the person or their question)
Owner: TwoFace, sometimes used rather than his coin, under the belief that a divine being would have a better option to settle the problem than him.
A band for a weapon(like a hand guard or something, idk) that will guide the weapon, and is not found by the person but will randomly select and not leave weather the person wants it to or not.
Owner: Red Hood/Jason Todd, keeps attaching to both his guns, magic swords, and other weapons. He can't get rid if it. It made the weapon aim at Tim that time in the tower, but will aim for the joker and other villains or fruit loops with prejudice.
A book that responds to what you write, (tom riddle's diary style, but not evil and trying to kill you) basically just danny being pen pals when he wants to, if he doesn't like you or want to reply, the book just absorbs the ink to add to Danny's supply of ink.
Owner: Tim Drake, found it in his parents attic as a child, wrote in it, has received replies from danny, but no one knew what it was because it seemed to just be a book that stayed blank, so is unaware the magic pen pal is basically god.
Other entries welcome, or elaborations on these stories of what happens when it's realized what these artifacts actually are: the ghost king messing with people and wanting entertainment. Would greatly appreciate stories of these being found, and once analyzed, it is realized these "artifacts of the infinite king of the dead" are actually just cuz he wanted to mess with people, or being bored and mettleing with the world, or in the case of the bouncy ball, a toy that he was playing with then it bounced into a natural portal.
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Even more Shithead Danny™ artifacts. The Ring of Age: A shitty replica of the Ring of Rage. Instead of attempting to drive the wearer mad with rage, tells the wearer all the things that other people have accomplished at their age in Ghost speak, believed to be divine knowledge.
Owner: unknown A boomerang that will fly erratically for anywhere between half an hour and two days before hitting a random person in the back of the head. Believed to guide one to their soulmate. (Yes he did shamelessly steal this from his parents, it was funny and he couldn't resist.) Owner: Joker, used it once. A hand mirror that shows a patch of dirt over the hidden cheese reserve in the forest surrounding Vlad's Wisconsin castle. Believed to be where the Ghost Kings mortal body rests. Owner: Vlad Masters, though he keeps losing it and having to take it back from random cultists digging in his yard to steal the cheese from his cheese castle.
A pile of Neon Green sticky notes that disappear once being written on before being replaced with one that has a message written in response. Believed to be direct line of communication to the Ghost King, just Danny's way of messing with Clockwork. Owner: The House of Mystery, Clockwork and Constantine are no longer on speaking terms. The handle of a sword with no blade, with ghost speak etched into the cross guard that reads Be careful not to cut yourself. Believed to form a magical blade when wielded by those worthy of the Ghost Kings power. Does nothing. Owner: Unknown A silver and green cylinder with a removable lid: believed to be a piece of Ghost kings personal dimension traveling power, used by some cult leaders as a way to offer sacrifices. Owner: Danny Phantom (He left it behind it ONCE Clockwork, please just let him grab it from when he dropped it and not from seven hundred years later, he's sorry, really. He just doesn't want any more cultists asking for their own when he gets summoned.) A large black band with a silent, green coloured bell attached it: Thought to give the wearer sway over animals. Just makes dogs really like you. Owner: unknown
