the Narcissist Cookbook tumblr embassy — it's me, i'm the person described in the tumbl

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Sometimes I see some variety of North American Little Guy (opossum, raccoon, etc. ) and I’m like “okay”

BUT THEN I start thinking about how excited somebody from not-North-America would be to see this Guy. Like, would an Australian be excited to see the only marsupial not from their country? Are there raccoons in zoos on the other side of the world that are regarded as unique and exotic creatures? Idk but it’s made me more excited to see Guys in my area.

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it’s me, i’m the person described in the tumbl