phannies circa every year since 2009:
Jegulus but make it that one scene from friends where James accidentally kisses Regulus forgetting they are in a secret relationship and James ends up kissing everyone in the room but the real confusion comes in how James kissed Regulus and left unscathed when everyone know how much Regulus hates him.
Fourth year Sirius, sauntering into the library of Grimmauld place with a copy of Iliad: Reg, I'm in love with this book. The bond of friendship between Achilles and patroclus- Regulus: Lovers. Achilles and Patroclus were lovers. Sirius: No. They were not. Regulus: What part of 'Shaking the ocean floor with you cries, killing thousand of troys after your companion's death, fighting a river, and brutally killing your companion's killer' looks like friendship to you? Sirius: Why? I would have gladly done all that for moon-Oh
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dan the we/us pronouns truly needn't apply to your personal fruit tastes it's OK if phil likes pears a different amount than you do, you still can be soulmates.



