you're getting hard ? that's sooo cool can you take your pants off so i can see it twitch ?

"let's meet up with bridget von hammersmark. surely nothing will go wrong"

the nefarious dieter hellstrom:

pinterest simulator

basically i have to stay silly bc the other option is death

You’re telling me falling in love is real I thought that was just something made up to make music more interesting

maybe I'm the pervert

my seven brain cells scrambling to find that one fic that i lost after my page refreshed

Oh….

trying something else for once is crazy (still a w.i.p.)

“oh i just love this character! lets see what they have of them on tumblr”

nothing.

how i look getting nervous to search a new character name knowing damn well i’ll be reading the filthiest smut about them in less than 24 hours

me genuinely tweaking out when i see my fictional man with his canonical love interest

When tumblr refreshes itself and the fic I was reading fucking disappears forever 💔

I’ve been searching for a smau I was reading for three days 😔