Photos of Kermit and Piggy where they look extra butchfemme

My friend Hydrapple :) ❤️

…I want to just draw a fashion zine of just Miss Piggy, oh my god. she is so underrated and underutilized, where is my succession-like muppets satire thing LOL I want it so bad. let me do it disney call me pls

EDIT FOR JAN 2025: I’M MAKING A ZINE OF MISS PIGGY FASHIONS. It is happening, I have heard your comments. Please stay tuned to my instagram for updates!! Here’s a preview:

thank you for like, a bajillion notes!!!

ugh sorry guys, I got a job literally right after posting this and it’s been insanely busy, forgive me…. I’m gonna post what I was gonna put in the zine here, no need to pay or anything (but if you like I have a kofi, I’d hugely appreesh hehe)

sorry to string you guys along for I guess a whole damn year, hahahah

I wonder if he made a good impression

I WAS QUESTIONING EVERY SECOND HALF WAY THROUGH

my dad (Maori) works on a ship with all Maori/Tongan/Samoan fisherman- and one Aussie guy called Jake.

And that wasn't done on purpose just sort of how it ended up, but Jake recently got an injury so they put him on a Different boat just for a little bit (a sit in the wheelhouse and scout type of boat, instead of the main fishing one) and he only got back to my dad's ship today and he was apparently like Shaking. He was Traumatised.

Dad said Jake kept pulling him aside and going "They were all yelling on there, but in a MEAN way" "They didn't clean... Like at ALL"

Jake experienced what a boat full of old school Aussie fisherman is like. That is the norm Jake. You just happened to be on the all Island boy boat on your first go out. "It was time for dinner and they had FROZEN nuggets" Jake that's what they have on ships that are out at sea for months at a time.

On my dad's boat they are eating fresh fish and coconut milk Ceviche. They're grilling steaks on an open bbq on the deck that probably is not regulation. All the guys have their own special knives to prepare sashimi every couple days. Everyone is happily doing their own work so they can clock out early and set up a movie on the deck. Jake did you genuinely believe that's what every boat was doing.

Local Australian man is fed fresh juices and smoked fish for first time- refuses to go back to beef jerky boat life

jake that first night when they served a freezer tray tv dinner and not an overflowing plate of fish that's probably going for conservatively like $40-$80 bucks a kilo but the guys decided Eh we'll catch more let's just fry it up:

i want to ensure that noone ever calls me a liar on the internet and want to confirm that island boy dinner is very real and it's waiting for you

furry café! ☕️

following people who are into wrestling is just like "holy shit johnny appleseed just hit burner hurtzog (evil artfilm director-themed wrestler) with the Prostate Puncher 5000! can't fucking stand that guy!" like all day long

every reread kills me a little bit more

reread and enjoy <3

Couldn't stop thinking about this little man

So i got on ebay and found him

Effervescent

i see we're all on the same wavelength today

predictions are locked in. 2026 is going to be a good one

a speculative analysis of mupproduction (muppet reproduction), with sources

The method by which muppets procreate is not well-known to most. There are a few individuals with firsthand knowledge of muppet sexual behavior, and I will be relying on these primary sources (namely the blog of @the-muppet-joker) for this essay.

However, many of these reports are directly contradictory. To isolate the truth, or approximate it, we must first identify the facts.

Fact 1: Muppets are capable of pregnancy, and can procreate with other species.

It has been repeated over and over that muppets are capable of pregnancy.

It is an inviolable fact that muppets are capable of pregnancy.

Fact Two: Muppets have one sexual opening.

Waste is NOT excreted through the Muppet Hole, and under normal circumstances, there is no digestion. The Muppet Hole is mostly for sexual and reproductive purposes, with occasional intake of nutrients as a secondary purpose.

Fact Three: Eggs are involved.

Self explanatory.

Now, into the realm of speculation.

1) How does an egg-laying species successfully conceive a pregnancy with a mammalian species?

This is of course not conclusive, and more research is desperately needed.

Counterargument: Muppets menstruate. Monotremes do not.

Evidence:

Rebuttal: Muppstruating is a slang term. Muppets do not traditionally menstruate.

Evidence:

Like cats, rabbits, and ferrets, muppets are induced ovulators--rather than a monthly cycle, ovulation is based on state of mind or sexual opportunity rather than rote biological timing.

In conclusion, it is very plausible that muppets are mammals of the order monotremata. Despite contradictory evidence regarding menstruation, it is clear that, since muppets lay eggs and do not give live birt

wait

fuck. god. okay. nevermind. whatever. fuck. post canceled. i give up

Rewatched x-men (2000) and can I just say magneto's plan (turning all those politicians into mutants) was objectively hilarious. Like can you imagine. Somebody's firing the transgenderization beam into congress

so i'm in this backyard chickens group on reddit and someone just discovered their hen is transitioning and everyone is stoked

anyway in case you didn't know chickens will sometimes spontaneously f2m and it's pretty cool

certified chicken post