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Not pertinent to anything in particular but I do think it's kinda weird that we keep depicting cavemen in media crawling around on all fours covered in dirt with tangled, matted hair, speaking in broken, cobbled-together toddler language when like.

They were us.

Like literally genetically they were US, just like. A while ago.

Like

Would you trust a TV caveman with a baby? Probably not

A real life caveman though??? I think they'd be at least okay at it

This is actually really important and comes up in Anthropology classes all. The. Time.

As long as homo sapiens have existed, we have had the same emotional and mental capacity as you and I do today. You nailed it. They were US. Even Neaderthals existed alongside and had offspring with Homo Sapiens for many thousands of years.

There's much evidence that cavemen would have had complex spoken language, culture (learned information passed down), symbolic interpretation, and I think they most certainly would have been able to handle holding a baby. In fact I have my suspicisions that an ancient homo sapiens mother may be a more present, attentive, and knowledgable mom than I could be today.

Do not let media trick you into believing we are the pinnacle of humanity. Unilinial evolution theory (google it quick I beg) is BUNK, GARBAGE, and the root of so much evil.

We've been human for a long, long time, and we are not inherently better than all those who came before.

One the most profound experiences of my life was visiting Font de Gaume, which has 12 thousand year old paintings. They use a technique where the horses appeared to run across the wall when seen in flickering firelight. There was a bison the wall staring at us with such attitude, I could practically hear him. I had the most profound feeling of those ancient artists reaching forward to lay their hands on my shoulders. To say, "This was my world." It was a profoundly moving experience.

Some years later, I went to the Orkney islands where we visited a tiny family run museum of artifacts from the chambered tomb at the other end of the farm. They handed me a pestle once held by some neolithci human.They'd worn groves where the thumb and forefinger would be for better grip.

One time, in a French history class, my teacher randomly at the end of the class had all of us draw a sketch of a horse. And we were all like ??? Okay???

At the beginning of the next class, my teacher showed us a cave painting of a horse. And then he showed all of our horses, which he had scanned and put into the presentation.

He then pointed out all the ways that our horses looked similar to the prehistoric horse. Same features, drawn from the same angle, etc.

And then he asked us, "Isn't it cool that you draw horses the same way as someone who lived 20,000 years ago?"

Yeah. That stuck with me for a while.

how to send an instagram reel without doxxing yourself

thank you for wanting to send me an instagram reel! I appreciate it. There's some fun stuff on instagram that I never see, and your gesture is so kind. However:

instagram shows your instagram account when you share content. It's fine when it's me - I don't care who you are - but if I reblog that post or answer that ask, it'll show your instagram profile - linked to your tumblr profile - to the public!

There are a couple of ways to avoid this. Let's take a look at an instagram URL.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/20Dasdasdaadfgdfg3j /?igsh=MXsssmFa5zadfffY4aA

after "reel", there's a long string of characters that represents the actual reel you want to send me, which I've represented here in pink. that is the address of the reel. That's all we need! You can just send me that.

Next, you'll see the green part. there's a question mark, with "IGSH" (that means instagram share, hopefully triggering your memory) and an equals sign. The stuff after the equals sign is your profile.

When I tap on this link, before showing me the reel, it first tells me exactly who you are. I can't see the video until it makes me click away from your face.

So, since presumably we aren't that close, and you don't want your tumblr to be linked with amysocialsecuritynumber's more public presence, you'll want to sanitise that link! That means removing all the sharing information so it just acts like a normal link.

The easiest thing is to simply remove the part of the URL that I've indicated in green:

https://www.instagram.com/reel/20Dasdasdaadfgdfg3j /?igsh=MXsssmFa5zadfffY4aA

But if you're on a mobile device, that isn't always easy, so you can paste it into something like LinkCleaner first:

that one's nice, because it gives you the option of seeing what the cleaned link shows to people.

In addition to protecting your identity, especially if I'm careless and just reblog something without checking (I am so careless, honestly) it makes things a bit easier for me.

Okay, hope this helps!

Thanks for this!

investigating designing a quilt block using a tremendously odd workflow of grid paper notebook & sketchup & clip studio paint

included a mistake or two to let the ghosts out. this was not foundation paper pieced, just a lot of noodling around

see also: my woim

back at it with my Troubled Berries

Possum in the garden (flimsy, 48" by 51½")

#is the three pink blooms a more traditional block? It looks familiar #if so I love its inclusion all the more (tags from @leopardmask-ao3)

i'm responding to these tags so i can post my original mockup:

the three pink blooms absolutely is a traditional block that comes with a lot of different names and variations. i copied it by sight/with graph paper from the above image (Carolina Lily block by Quilt Missouri) and from this Bernina blog post about the Tulips In Vase block.

you can see i was planning to include more traditional blocks and got lost in the sauce of making stuff up. the less traditional blocks in the mockup are by BurlapandBlossom on etsy

ed: the possum is paper pieced! i learned how after making the first couple posts in this thread

i think the echo quilting kind of brings out a keith haringlike energy

Only thing left is to gift it! 🎉

The inherent conflict of being alive is that your cells just love water. Great stuff for cells. Excellent for transporting things around in, really helps counteract gravity and make that 3rd dimension fully accessible. You as an organism however, want atmosphere. It's got all those awesome gases, like oxygen. Those gases are great! But they're not very good at getting in the water. Lots more of them outside the water.

Now some organisms went ahead and said "well, our cells want to be in the water, we're made of cells, we're staying in the water". And I respect that! Gotta respect that. Lots of 'em stick to the surface, get a little bit of the good gases, but keep themselves nice and watered up (wet) to keep their cells happy. Some make do with whatever cool gases have managed to dissolve into the water, thanks to a process known as "churning that shit up" that happens on the water's surface. Doesn't work out great for them, but you know, they made their decision and they committed to it. You gotta respect that.

Now some organisms, especially a lot of old ones, were afraid of commitment. They hung out at the water's edge, breathing all the gases and shit, but still needed to make sure they could stay wet. Like, their plan was to leave the water, but stay wet. Not a great move, if you ask me. Usually it works, but only until it doesn't. You ever seen dried up moss? Ask it how it's "stay wet but not in water" plan went. It can't answer you. It fucked up. That's what you get for not committing.

Now trees though, trees had the other idea. Trees and some other plants were like, no problem. I'm gonna take my water with me and never ever let it go. They developed specialized cells and shit. They got whole layers dedicated to keeping the water the fuck in. They got other cells dedicated to hunting down any water in a square fuckometer and taking it for themselves. That's hustle. That's a game plan. Some plants got so good at it they saw these dry-ass stretches of land that saw rain less often than you saw your mother smile as a child and were like "okay but is the amount of water not literally zero? Yeah? We're good."

The moving orgisms tried to copy trees, naturally. Making hard outer layers to trap the water in for their cells. But it was pretty weak. They kept going on about needing holes for the moisture to leave, and wet surfaces for their eyeballs. Then some of us got stupid and decided maybe we only needed like a half-decent layer protecting our water. "Semi-permeable" they marketed it as. Oh it's fine they said. We'll live somewhere wet, they said. Yeah how'd that work out for that moss again.

And now I get a headache if I go like 3 hours without drinking a glass of water. I should've been a pine tree.

every year i forget how impossible it feels to function when you're cold and under a blanket. u really expect me to be productive right now? to think about things? outside the warmth and safety of my blanket? kind of messed up to be honest

It's a common headcanon that more constructs are going to go rouge and go to Preservation. If the law regarding guardians doesn't change (Or they're protecting them from the CR), it has a lot of comedy potential. These are two hilarious options:

A) Random preservation citizens offer themselves volunteers to have their names on the guardians papers, and they may never meet them. I imagine someone on the street asking for names like a signature petition. People are like: sure, it's for a good cause. After, they can sometimes receive random notifications when they need to sign some official document about the construct they didn't even knew they technically owned, and then they go on with their day.

B) Mensah offers herself to be in the papers. All their papers. Possible scenario that can comes from it:

— I don't understand all the fuss about this person. This report says someone called Dr Mensah, who is a citizen from a non-corporate small system, ex-admin who has two spouses, seven children and… wait, this must be an error.

— It is not, sir. I've checked five times already.

— She owns 4630 constructs?!?!

— Yes, sir.

— But, but… she's an individual. Who the hell can own so many constructs? What is she trying to do? Built an army?!?

(Meanwhile, Mensah is chilling at home sipping a cup of tea with one of her 4630 adopted people in peace. It's not what she had expected to ever happened when she went on that survey, but she's fine with it).

Murderbot is so funny because it spends the entire first book like “SecUnits suck so bad, we’re cheap and poorly designed, our education modules barely cover anything beyond security, I don’t know what the fuck I’m doing, I don’t even care about security, I’m making this all up as I go,” and then in every subsequent book after its jailbreak it’s all “I am the most competent person on this station, human security sucks ass, even other bots can’t beat the abilities of a SecUnit, I am so much better than humans at doing security, I am so good at my job, I am making this all up as I go”. Fucking hysterical you go buddy.

Murderbot’s self-confidence varies between unhealthily high and unhealthily low with no in betweens.

Murderbot’s self esteem can be summarized in its name, in that it named itself “murderbot” both because it feels really really fucking bad about murdering all those people that one time, and also because it’s highly confident in its ability to murder a bunch of people in the future if necessary

Wanting to post to social media again purely because of this series

I fucking love Carl and donut…gotta draw mongo next. Part of me wishes mordecai got to stay a demon.

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