my friend took in a stray and she’s the cutest kitty ever but he named her oil so whenever he sends a picture of her me and my other friends look like we’re roleplaying as the US military

in our defense this is oil

Dick van dyke... God. What a name. I wish I could be named penis from lesbian.

fuckin hate the binding of isaac because it’s pretty inarguably one of the most influential games of the 21st century but then you actually play it and it’s like Lollll this naked baby is getting attacked by poop

cuties LOVE being tied to my altar and getting overstimulated into mindlessness! It's true! You can ask them! just... ignore the distant, blissed-out look in their eyes and how I have to prompt them to say anything other than "yes, goddess" and "thank you, goddess"

when the maids start talking back so i have to put them in their place with my Intimidating Grunt

the maids laugh and cover their mouth with their hands, roll their eyes. You know they're gossiping about you later in their rooms

the maids COWER and SHUT their mouth with their hands, FEAR IN their eyes. i know they’re TELLING HORROR STORIES about me in their rooms

rolling snake eyes is a bad thing. being a snake in the grass is a bad thing. being cold-blooded is a bad thing. the english language is so fucking hostile for snakes why do you hate us so bad

NOT TO MENTION snake oil salesmen are famously sketchy. why do you hate our oils

really funny character concept i will definitely be using some day: oil salesman who is a snake. introduced as a snake oil salesman

he's a painfully honest and sincere oil salesman. he's not selling miracle cures he's telling you exactly what it is. and what it is, is oil. he's got olive oil coconut oil corn oil. every kind of oil you can think of

yearning

no idon 'tt hinkiwill

Imagine a bee rn in a hive muttering "the beekeeper is not real because he is not intervening or helping me at all with this disastrous relationship I have with another bee". now imagine that's you talking about the good lord. now imagine a dog with a propeller hat on

Filing this in my memory right next to this thread:

is anyone imagining a dog with a propeller hat on

She's normal and can be trusted

ejaculation is kind of a flex if you ask me

girl we are lucky if we're hitting the inside of the panties we're wearing

seems like a skill issue

NOT DISPROVING MY POINT ABOUT IT BEING A FLEX

if the idea of forcefem is dysphoria inducing, then stop searching the forcefem tag and looking at the forcefem blogs. just block and move on. sending hate mobs because you have a personal ick against something is absolutely clown behavior. and also a strategy straight from the lolcow/kiwifarm playbook

the entire idea of forcefem, which is a reclaiming of sissification under a transfem lense, has always been about taking depressed 'cis men' and helping them through the terrifying and difficult process of becoming a cis woman.

despite the name 'force', it has always been about giving the person being forcefemmed exactly what they want.

never has that ever been about forcibly detransitioning transmascs or trans men. why on earth would a kink about celebrating transness be something that upholds transphobia?

hey buddy, did you know you can blog not just tags but also phrases too? its filtered post content, right underneath filtered tags.

i know how frustrating that is. i hate having to see bugs and especially spiders. so i have every possible instance of spiders blogged via filtered post content because no one uses tags.

i find it especially odd that you decided not to tag your reblog, for someone who demands other people tag their own posts but can't be bothered to do it themselves.

also, not that im discrediting you or trying to say you're lying. but. every single trans man you follow has been "hit" with a forcefem joke? are you saying that they have been accosted in dms by an evil transfem who is forcibly detransitioning them? or they just. have seen a forcefem related post in the wild? this is just repackaged "i respect trannies, i dont wanna see them in public"

you control the buttons you press. if you dont like trans women, maybe log the fuck off the entire internet. or moderate how you use social media rather than trying to control other people?

I identify the most with the woman who has a green velvet ribbon around her neck and keeps being like "DONT untie my neck ribbon or something really bad will happen" and then her husband unties the ribbon and her head falls off. this is extremely real to me. spent my whole life like "please don't do this thing to me or really bad stuff will happen" and everyone around me being like "that sounds fake" and doing it anyway. and then my head fell off!

We're the first society to face plague with tools that we confirmed worked broadly and effectively and then just decided to stop using them for... some reason that's still not entirely clear.

midnight stretches 🐈🐁

(she/her for Hitomi)

(he/him for Hitch)

That one ship pose but i animated it with Mayburi