Decisions, decisions

(i love wpnz, but i think he deserves this)

How is bnha anime of the decade...... they aren’t even anime of the hour of the minute of the second

The notes on this post were so toxic that staff just axed em

1969.........

Yes, when the original post is deleted from the server (not just the blog, but the Tumblr servers), there is no root post for notes to be added onto, and also no root post for time to be counted from, so it starts from zero. Most computer operating systems use Unix, which was launched in 1971 with t.he epoch date of midnight on January 1, 1970 as 1. Therefore zero is one second behind that date: December 31, 1969. Also, very unfortunately, this also means nobody except you and anyone you reblog it to will see this explanation, as you cannot open the notes to see comments when there are no notes.

Tumblr is truly one of the webbed sites ever

ohmg

post's haunted.

Sometimes I can still hear their voice

Breaking: TikTok is better bc it’s more hostile towards humanity

The lack of video content is what kept us here... I thought we all agree that the best feature of this hellhole was and always will be anonymity.

Tumblr's not asking for my phone number. It's not going through my contacts to try and connect me with my fucking colleagues. I can come here and talk about whatever I want without anyone ever seeing my face or hearing my voice. I don't have to censor myself and hide my interests or enthusiasm out of fear of consequences it might have in my real life.

I think the biggest misunderstanding they have of Tumblr is that they think of it as a social media platform when in actuality it's a blogging platform with social features.

I like the use of Metroman here because if there's one thing Tumblr users collectively agree on it's that we want everyone to think we're dead

😔

Guys I need Tenna saluting lesbian flag I can't find it

Don't worry I find it

I have another one (not Tenna but still)

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

voidethered:

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

This post is immaculate

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

This just gets better and better

This is one of my favourite things to look at

holy shit this stuff is back

The Gravity Falls one though

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

WHAT THE FUCK

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

IT GOT BETTER

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

Never not reblog

IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.

IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2024?!?!?!!? IT IS ON MY DASH??????

It’s so nice to see an ancient relic post be kept alive for the younger generation on this website 😂

oh thank god i found the unvandalized one

HOLY FUCK I THINK I FIGURED SOMETHING OUT

So, the scene where Alastor gets free of his Deals with Rosie and Vox has been bothering me since I first watched "Curtain Call" at 4 am this morning.

For one, why did Charlie saying Vox is the most powerful break his Deal with Rosie?

What does her words change in this situation? Like, if Vox is more powerful, then he's more powerful, regardless of what Charlie says, right? It's not like there seems to be any magic involved other than Alastor using the Favor she gave him. Vox himself has been saying he's more powerful than Alastor for a while, so it's not like they just needed someone's verbal confirmation. And there's a significant delay between Charlie's words and the leash around Alastor's neck vanishing.

I was trying to figure this out all day. Maybe he needed the ego boost to transform into demon mode, and that was what tipped him over the edge to being the strongest sinner? But even then, there's this still a delay between Vox transforming and the collar vanishing.

Additionally, if Alastor's Deal with Rosie was broken, then how did he still have his power? My understanding of Deal Magic is that if the Deal is broken, it's broken. Neither side seems to keep what they got. Why would Alastor get to keep his power for free?

But what if Charlie didn't break Alastor's Deal with Rosie? What if she completed it?

Let's go through the scene again.

Charlie says: "Vox is the strongest sinner in Hell"

Then, we cut to three separate reaction shots where the people of Hell cheer.

The delay for those three reaction shots can be explained by them occurring simultaneously, and if the next shot was Alastor's leash vanishing, then I wouldn't have thought this much about it.

But the next shot is actually Vox and Charlie. Vox laughs maniacally, then transforms, screaming "Oh, yeah!"

Then Vox delivers another line of dialogue: "Look, Princess! Hell's finally listening to you!"

Only THEN do we cut to Alastor, with the collar breaking.

And not just Alastor, but Rosie, too.

Why include Rosie here? Specifically like this? The collar around Alastor's throat broke, but we don't actually see anything on Rosie's end that looks broken. And the sound effect at this bit isn't the sound of something shattering or breaking. Listen.

There's a sort of magical "ting!" as the collar breaks, and a dramatic "thrum!" when Rosie's eyes flash.

The time delay between Charlie's line and Alastor's collar breaking is 18 seconds.

The delay between Vox saying that Hell is listening to Charlie and the collar breaking is less than a second.

What if the task Alastor was supposed to complete for Rosie was making Hell listen to Charlie? At least three separate times in this episode, we are reminded about Alastor's cunning specifically when it comes to words and Deals.

Right after this when Alastor escapes Vox's captivity is the first reminder.

Vox: "Fucking wordplay?! You tricked me with a fucking technicality?! Seriously?!" Alastor: "Mmm... it worked, didn't it? Baby, I'm a demon in Hell! It's kind of our thing!"

Then, Rosie reminds us twice in her and Alastor's part of "Hear My Hope." "Why don't you help them, you double-dealing manipulator?" and "I will not reward a snake like you."

On that note, Rosie seems angry with him here. Like she didn't get what she wanted.Like, perhaps, she wanted him to help Charlie, but he used her phrasing to his advantage to free himself without actually having to help that much.

Even when he came to the Emporium to tell him he had quite the hotel and basically threatened her, she didn't get angry.

And apparently, Rosie cares about "them" (unclear whether that's just Charlie and those closest to her, the entire hotel, or more. Alastor's shadows showed Emily, Charlie, Vaggie, Husk, Angel Dust, and Niffty dying when he said that).

Remember Alastor's lines in "Finale." "The constraints of my Deal surely have a back door." I think this was the back door. A way to technically fulfill his end of the bargain and free himself now.

The more I think about it, the more I think this is the case. Charlie completed Alastor's Deal, she didn't break it. Which is how he still had so much power to fight Vox right after.

The most common argument against this theory I’ve seen is that it seems like the Vees (Vox and Velvette in particular) gain their power from their influence. For example, Vox transforms into full demon mode when his approval hit 100%, and Velvette had the viewers of her livestream vote in a poll that she then used as a weapon. This does seem to be true, at least to an extent (though, not to the extent people seem to think, at least in my opinion. Remember, the Vees own souls. Many souls, if the things we learned from the VoxTek website are to be believed).

The people making this argument then typically say that seeing the princess of Hell saying Vox is the most powerful sinner in Hell made his viewers believe it, and pulled the last remaining people who weren’t supporting him under his control.

It’s a decently compelling argument.

Except

It’s well-established in canon that the general population has absolutely zero respect for Charlie and Lucifer or their opinions. It has been consistently reaffirmed at every turn that no one respects Charlie, or her ideas, or even her position as their princess.

Even the pilot, which is “spiritually canon” makes it clear that nobody has any respect for Charlie. Katie Killjoy called her a “tux-wearing demon princess” in an extremely eye roll-y tone. Everyone watching her song laughed at her and mocked her.

In “Overture”, Charlie is ignored and harassed by her citizens, being told to go fuck herself and propositioned by the slug demon.

In “Finale” Katie Killjoy says that Charlie “wasn’t totally fucking useless for once.”

In “It’s A Deal” especially, we see how much the general public hates Charlie via the live comments. At best, they don’t give a shit about her. At worst, they actively despise her. I mean, some of those comments on the news/livestream (?) were BRUTAL towards both Charlie and Lucifer.

No one in Hell seems to have any respect for the royal family aside from Lilith, and it’s pretty safe to say that was because of what Lilith did, rather than who she was.

So why would the word of the girl everyone thinks is useless and annoying suddenly be so influential? It just doesn’t make sense to me. In general, things don’t quite line up as shown in “Curtain Call.” It’s obvious that pieces are missing. And I think this is one of them.

What really makes more sense? That Hell suddenly thinks her opinion is important now, out of all times, and that sways their opinions of Vox?

Or that she is only confirming what they already believed? In which case, that wouldn't actually affect how many people are listening to Vox very much, but would mean that the people of Hell are "finally listening to [her]".

For me, personally, the latter makes much more sense.

EXCUSE ME ????!??!??????

This is insane. This is the most we've EVER seen of Mrs. Afton. You can still barely see her in the photo bc Vanessa's covering her up--I only noticed her hand on Michael's shoulder once I started looking.

I never even would've known she was in the photos f i hadn't been kicking around the wiki. Shoutouts to the people who update that thing.

TOMORROW IS CHRISTMAS EVE!!!

TODAY IS CHRISTMAS EVE!!!

TODAY IS CHRISTMAS DAY

CHRISTMAS IS ALREADY FUCKING OVER

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

IT’S NOT EVEN THE NEW YEAR YET

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

WHAT THE FUCK IT’S CHRISTMAS EVE WHY DID SOMEONE REBLOG THIS

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

Oh my god

How it feels to be a old gen fnaf fan that likes security breach, the movies, Michael's characterization in the movie or just anything new in general