i hate how motor oil is the same color as urine so someone can just piss in ur cup and you have no idea but on the other hand you can just piss in someone elses cup and watch them dink piss instead of motor ouil so maybe the universe is good

actually i one time killed myself. yeah, no, no, no lie. not lying. seriously. it was for a game of hide and then the seek and I fucked that game. my body's actually still in that river.

your have alzheimer? so you're forgetting 9/11? i can't believe you would do this to the american people......

the more a gay person (not me) gets into the gay (unlike me) community (which i am not a part of) the more they actually i lost my (not gay) train of thought. i was thinking about other things (not penises)

sick and tired of people assuming that our new lady users are porn bots. maybe they’re too shy to post anything. maybe they just want to promote their job. think about and re-evaluate why you’re so quick to shut down other women

in order to padner to the fraknloy "childkite" and "periule" standards of this website. i will be making no firther twiets on this website. to those i disapointed., fuck you

as a member of the homonerds association you have to many clocs. we wil be foreced to hit you with consqeunces for lowering the popert y vaule of the neighrbod.