Some Scary Stories inspired Slashers
Imagine a bee rn in a hive muttering "the beekeeper is not real because he is not intervening or helping me at all with this disastrous relationship I have with another bee". now imagine that's you talking about the good lord. now imagine a dog with a propeller hat on
Filing this in my memory right next to this thread:
is anyone imagining a dog with a propeller hat on
Anonymous asked:
Fearie boyfriend who finally manages to lure you into the forest. Once deep enough. He reveals himself in his true form and talks how you’ll be oh so pretty with his offspring inside you. Kissing your lips and looking at you with his lovesick eyes.
Such a pretty little bride.
werecreature-addicted answered:
He starts out slow, getting you to go hiking with him, then longer camping trips. you always seemed to get turned around when you’re in charge of the maps so just- let him lead the way.
Human eyes miss so much, that you don’t even realize when you’ve left your forest behind for the fae wild. He sets up a picnic and you eat together. You fall into his trap so easily. When he shows you his true form, it’s already too late. He’s beautiful, inhumanly so. He’d be such a good husband, all you have to do is accept your new life here with him.
He pulls you close and presses his mouth to yours, and if you try to push him away he’ll fly the two of you into the air. Keep struggling and you’ll fall. you wouldn’t want that, would you? You might not appreciate his love just yet, it is a little shocking to learn that your lover isn’t human after all, but still, you’ll come around, he’s sure of it. after all, who else do you have to keep you safe in this unfamiliar place?
joking that an adult character who acts childish doesnt know what sex is will never be as funny as saying the same thing about a big tough murderman videogame protag
"papyrus doesnt know what sex is" is nothing "solid snake doesnt know what sex is" is an instant killer
nothing but respect for my ace king
dogpuppy