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battry-acid:

MY MAGNUM OPUS HAS FINALLY BEEN RELOCATED…

this was my final for my sound design class in 2024. the assignment was to recreate a movie scene with entirely different sound effects to change the tone/genre/whatever and i chose the legendary nightcrawler breaks into the white house scene in X2. i won ‘silliest project’ and was rewarded with a clown horn for this video.

all sound effects are either free to use or straight up just my voice lol

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“Getting into this hobby is actually super cheap and easy!!!! First, start with a section of land and a house that you own and can mess up at your discretion”

The original inspiration for this is that I’ve looked up a lot of basic woodworking stuff multiple times to try and make better and better tortoise enclosures, and ended up in this trap every time lmao

“It’s much cheaper to just buy this size of wood and take it to your table saw” WHAT FUCKING TABLE SAW

the secret is that people who have a garage with a table saw are constantly looking for reasons to justify that use of space and money. so if you find somebody with a table saw and ask if you can use it, you’re actually doing them a huge favor by justifying the saw continuing to take up space. “of course I need a table saw. what if somebody needs to upgrade a turtle enclosue.”

#1. go to local gay bar 2. find group of 50-60 yr olds. 3. ask if anyone has a table saw 4. watch eyes light up

With this four step plan you get a place to practice woodworking with optional sex with some older men

For anyone wanting it, they can cut your material for you at most Home Depots if you need it

But can I have sex with older men there

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I am never leaving this site

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saywhat-politics:

It’s Tough Getting Older

holy shit this dude is killing it

Found the comedian, his name is Andy Huggins and here’s his NPR interview

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The Apostate from Marrow Marrow!
Brittle shins and a terrifying leap! This vicious Vermin is from an upcoming VR action game that has a free playtest be sure to check them out https://linktr.ee/monstermoon a two man indie dev team making great stuff so be sure to check them out!
#0640

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this is killing me because they both canonically and explicitly do not like dorothy so they really could’ve only meant the other thing with that

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