1. 20 Mar


    I still want to not alive

     

  2. 9 Mar


    catchymemes:

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  3. 14 Dec

    fair-itself:

    romeoandjulietfan:

    Romeo + Juliet (1996) Trivia: Shakespeare described Tybalt swordsmanship as “showy”. To transform this into flamboyant gunplay, John Leguizamo worked with choreographer John ‘Cha Cha’ O'Connell to create a flamenco-inspired style.

    This is the new gender John Leguizamo invented that one time in case anyone was curious

    (via rebecca-is-here)

     

  4. 4 Dec


    fellshish:

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    Not this

     

  5. 23 Nov

    facts-i-just-made-up: “facts-i-just-made-up: “world-of-us-n-bowie: “Weird, Swedish class portrait ” The joke here is that the Swedish term for “student” is “jagharenklockaförettansikte,” which depending on pronunciation can also mean, “I have a clock...

    facts-i-just-made-up:

    facts-i-just-made-up:

    world-of-us-n-bowie:

    Weird, Swedish class portrait

    The joke here is that the Swedish term for “student” is “jagharenklockaförettansikte,” which depending on pronunciation can also mean, “I have a clock for a head.”

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    Yes… ME!!!

    (via euripidesredux)

     

  6. 19 Nov

    morganoperandi:

    thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

    phobs-heh:

    khan2kool:

    sassafras-manson:

    ryanvallejo:

    ktkeen96:

    theecamerondallas:

    i have been waiting for this to show up in my dash forever

    ITS BACK

    THIS IS MY FAVORITE

    IT’S BACK

    This has to be up there with the funniest shit ever.

    gonna reblog it everytime

    IT HAS RETURNED TO US

    Coming up on 10 years. Some of the people in these photos now have a mortgage and kids.

    (via staticcatfish)

     

  7. 18 Nov


    oarfjsh:

    aurpiment:

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    Shout out to the ten primate species, four bat species, elephant shrews, and the Cairo spiny mouse. Nobody else gets it

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  8. 14 Nov


    staff:

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    Hi! We’re introducing Important Blue Internet Checkmarks here on Tumblr. They’re a steal at $7.99—that’s cheaper than some other places, when you consider that you get not one but TWO checkmarks for your blog on web only (for now). Why, you ask? Why not? Nothing matters! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    Get yours here!

     

  9. 14 Nov


    ms-demeanor:

    Screenshot of an item from the tumblr store, Important Blue Internet Checkmarks. Top banner is an image of two blue starburst shapes with black checkmarks inside. Text reads: Important Blue Internet Checkmarks Many want it, few can get it. On Tumblr, it's avialable for everyone. Purchase today and get two blue checkmarks for $7.99!** [image of a phone in a red "no" symbol] No need to call. Coveted status symbol, and now you can have one too - without having to be verified by tumblr staff. [emoji of a horse] Be an important person on the internet! Stand out from the rest by displaying not one, but two blue checkmarks next to your blog name. There is a dropdown menu to select a blog name, and a button to buy, followed by an addendum: **This is not a verification status; it's an Important Blue Internet Checkmark, which in 2022 is just as legit. Also the Important Blue Internet Checkmark may turn into a bunch of crabs at any time [crab emoji]ALT

    New fun items in the Tumblr Store today.

     

  10. 14 Nov

    kijilinn: “discordsparkle: “They didn’t make it ” I love how Tumblr makes its own brand of jokes. ”

    kijilinn:

    discordsparkle:

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    They didn’t make it

    I love how Tumblr makes its own brand of jokes.

    (via ohnobi-kenobi)

     

  11. 14 Nov


    thesituation:

    the-real-numbers-deactivated202:

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    Someone free this man

    italian man equivalent of those dog owners who intentionally agitate their chihuahuas for views

    (via genderfluid-and-confuzled)

     

  12. 14 Nov


    yeahiwasintheshit:

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    (via pullyouthroughthisbullet)

     

  13. 14 Nov


    sebdoesnothing:

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    She saw her moment and got glossed up for it

     

  14. 22 Oct


    cathademia-deactivated20240907:

    bethanyactually:

    lucydacusgirl:

    People hacking their lungs out around you and then being like ‘don’t worry it’s not covid’ like girl I don’t want whatever the fuck else it is you’ve got either!!

    #ok i get this is a joke post but ive seen a bunch of people with chronic respiratory issues have to do this #a lady with emphysema was getting tattooed when i was and made sure the whole shop knew #a friend with pneumonia scarring on their lungs has to do this all the time #please understand that people with respiratory issues that aren’t contagious have been put in a really unfortunate position by all this #like i still see people make these apologies even when they have masks on and are taking proper precautions too #also there’s people like me with a bad habit of randomly choking on nothing because i swallowed weird #im putting this in the tags not the comments because i know this is a joke post and obviously #you’re within your rights to avoid coughing people like keep safe and everything #but please understand not all illness ia contagious or short lived and chronically ill people dont deserve being treated #like they’re contaminated. nor do they owe you a detailed medical history. a quick ‘its not covid’ is a valid response. #'joke’ is the wrong word actually its not really a joke post. what i mean is i get that it’s like. not that deep (via @authorizedpope)

    covid has definitely created a new era of disabled people having to apologize for being disabled and it’s not fun

    (via genderfluid-and-confuzled)

     

  15. 22 Oct


    illegitimate-crepe:

    maykitz:

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    this is like the dumbest thing in the world to write about a 24 yo with zero children who set out on a ridiculously dangerous expedition to record animal behaviour in the wild

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    (via genderfluid-and-confuzled)