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I am not a demon. I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion.

bad films make your life better

need to do an ungodly amount of mushrooms to force myself to see the evil within my phone and then I become normal. again

calling everyone on my contact list asking who can put me to sleep ASAP

damn it i was really trying to sleep for more than two hours damn it

i miss collecting Marlboro barcodes with my mom

i’m not trying to get sentimental

how do book clubs work? how do i join a book club that only reads books i want to read? can i commandeer a book club? i don’t even like talking to people about what i’m reading

my life has improved since i started word vomiting all over the internet actually

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