Music to not croak while working to 

Shaved himb👍

A round of applause for the girls who's hips and thighs squish when they sit down, that's my favourite genre of fluid dynamics.

hey guys you wanna see a really really bad image of a pelican

YEAH you do. here it is. jesus fucking christ

Cindy Kimberly in Mirror Palais

SABRINA CARPENTER — Late Night with Seth Meyers

Fun fact: Bunnies can levitate.

yesterday my uber driver told me he stopped wearing glasses and just decided his eyes were better and I was like man as the passenger in this elantra I would like you to keep more secrets from me

i keep thinking i will just figure it out later but given my track record of [gestures vaguely] i am not so sure anymore

JACOB ELORDI Best Supporting Actor Award for "Frankenstein" (2025) 31st Annual Critics Choice Awards

unstoppable force (my constant need for attention) vs immovable object (my debilitating fear of being annoying)