my great grandma had two funerals in two different states. one in the state she died in and one in the state she was born in and buried in. they were both full. that’s an interesting fun fact about my family. mammaw kind of went on a post-mortem tour but it was because so many people loved her despite the distance.

I 100% believe Cumplane had death day celebrations yearly

It started as an excuse to drink their sorrows away during the years Binghe was in the abyss. Then Shang Qinghua stopped celebrating the second time Shen Qingqiu died because it felt in bad taste

But then they started celebrating again post cannon as an excuse to get alone time together and discuss transmigrator things. The meetings also became more ironic with time and they both started giving each other gag gifts like white flowers and spirit money

They already met up semi regularly so neither Mobei Jun nor Luo Binghe noticed that their partners always happened to meet on the same date every year to get wasted.

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He was soooo saddd :(((

Scarecrow's Feargas works on the people of Amity Park similarly to salt on food. His classmates found it. Poor Scarecrow really doesn't like that his Feargas was stolen after he finished it.

Danny is very good at using his phantom powers to bring salt to Amity Park.

Jazz: Danny! You can’t just steal from people!

Danny: but I don’t know what he wants?

Jazz: did you ask?

Danny:… no

Jazz: that’s it we are establishing proper trade routes and proper compensation.

Tucker: or… we can declare war on Gotham and make Danny a privateer

Jazz: excuse me

Sam: he has a point, privateers are legal pirates, and pirates are essentially thieves, so it would work

Jazz: we are not declaring war on Gotham!

Danny: okay but what if Gotham declared war on us first?

Jazz:…

Danny:…

Jazz: What. Did. You. Do?!

Danny has found out that he tends to stay awake for weeks, if not months, at a time.

However, when he does sleep, he needs to sleep for a way longer time than people sleep.

Usually about one or three thousand years.

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Clockwork and he figure it has to do with his body starting to absorb the Time Amulet that he shoved into his chest; his core, still growing, started to think that this foreign power source was supposed to be taken in, and has started to do so.

Danny's core is still ice, but it's also adapting the power of the Time Amulet to that; basically, Danny is mostly immune to time shenanigans naturally, and the other side effect is a huge influx of power to his core.

Problem; that is a lot of power, and Danny's body needs a lot of time to rest in ghost form to handle it without destabilizing.

So because he doesn't want to miss living his life with his family, he and Clockwork figure something out.

When he gets sleepy, and it's time for him to Sleep frfr instead of just an 8 hour catnap, Clockwork sends him to a different dimension that works on a different timeframe.

He gets a room especially made, hidden from the denizens of that world, full of never-rotting timeless comforts like pillows and blankets, and he gets to sleep.

They repurpose some of the Skeleton Army he won from Pariah Dark to serve him while he rests; they make sure he's clean, that the sheets and pillows are clean, and that snacks and drinks are available for his brief moments of wakefulness.

In this particular world, however, his sleeping chambers have been found, and he's being worshipped as the god of a cult.

They've carved a hole above his chambers, and for the most part haven't been too obtrusive, so the Skeleton Army lets them keep that hole. The cult has been sending food and treasure down, and since the Skeleton Army's primary purpose is to ensure Danny is well-fed whenever he wakes up and comfortable, they allow this.

Then the cult drops Bart Allen in the sleeping chambers, deliberately angling him so that he lands on Danny's pillow-bed, fully intending to use him to both wake up their sleeping god and be a sacrifice.

By the time Wally gets down there, ready to save Bart and defend him, the Skeleton Army is gently trying to pry the sleeping gods arms off of Bart, who has apparently become a living teddy bear for this thing.

"Uh..."

"I think they're trying to save me? This god likes to cuddle, I guess."

"Are you okay?"

"Yeah, I think he's just super tired. He might let go if you find a good enough replacement."

"Why can't you just phase out?"

"What if I wake him up and he starts searching for me? We gotta find something else he can cuddle with."

So Wally leaves on a quest, darting all over the world and bringing back huge stuffed animals in an attempt to find one that the god will accept as a substitute for Bart.

Bart, meanwhile, is living it up.

The Skeleton Army makes sure he's fed, there's like, a lot of video games that the cult threw down here, and while he is antsy cuz he can't move, at least this is actually the most comfortable bed he's ever been on.

But he is getting kinda bored, and none of the stuffed animals Wally is bringing in are working.

So he texts the Young Justice group chat.

One of my fav dynamic :D