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justahumblememefarmer:

lichfucker:

tallahasseemp3:

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please read this story of a man accidentally discovering his wife is the world’s best Tetris player

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“It’s funny,” I told Flewin. “We have an old Nintendo Game Boy floating around the house, and Tetris is the only game we own. My wife will sometimes dig it out to play on airplanes and long car rides. She’s weirdly good at it. She can get 500 or 600 lines, no problem.”

What Flewin said next I will never forget.

“Oh, my!”

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TL;DR on the article

The husband was writing an article on classic video game records, was surprised to find out that holding the Tetris record is a bit of a big deal, and mentions how good his wife is at it.

The guy he’s talking to mentions that the record is 327, way lower than his wifes usual scores of 500-600.

They travel to a tournament, and she goes to do her attempt. Just after she beats 327, and is climbing higher, a judge brings up to the husband that the specific version she’s playing actually has a different record of 545.

She overhears that she needs to beat 500-something, and keeps going, setting the record at 841.

which, they later find out, is her second-best record

There was a decent but ultimately forgettable fantasy novel I read a long time ago that had a single moment that stuck with me.

The protagonist has just won the world famous sword fighting competition in the big, rich capital and is talking to his mentor, and says something about being the best swordsman in the world. The mentor frowns and tells him that no, he isn’t. He is the best swordsman out of the people that could afford to show up to this tournament. There could be a mercenary way out in the mountains, patrolling a snow encrusted fort’s walls that could kick his ass and there was no way to know until he was already losing to the guy.

I think about that a lot, and how for every apparently dominant competitor, there might be a fucking ronin out there somewhere capable of destroying them.

Always reblog tetris ronin lady

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ssianthe:

isssac:

都会と地方の感覚と環境の違いである。 pic.twitter.com/jnPf4bddmg  — やしろあずき (@yashi09) December 23, 2025ALT

“The differences in environment and sensibilities between the city and the countryside:

L: ‘We are looking forward to seeing you 😌. It is about 15 minutes walk from the station to the lodgings, so we will prepare a car❗❗’

R: 'If it’s just 15 minutes I can walk that easily!’

L: 'Bears will appear’

R: 'Bears will?’

L: 'Big, bears will’

R: 'I would love to humbly accept your gracious offer of the car’

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deerwithamullet:

da-mous:

it’s not natural for candy to be $3.49. candy is supposed to be one dollar

candy should cost a nickel and we should all wear little propeller hats when we eat it

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jame7t:

cryptotheism:

jame7t:

Oh I’m so sleepy… won’t you use !tuck to tuck me into bed?

!cursedoak

did anyone else have terrible dreams about a gnarled, twisted forest with one tree more terrible and hateful than all the rest

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thyrell:

radiation:

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noah my old friend i knew i recognized you from somewhere

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robotdwarf:

the-composite-doll:

dailycatsblog:

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Wait is that THIS cat?

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IT IS

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Turns out the scheming eunuch’s love for you is genuine

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beejohnlocked:

argentinelakeduck:

donesparce:

donesparce:

There are three breeds of cat:

Chonk

Goblin

Yeah that looks like a cat

Subcategories of breeds:

Floof

Naked

Normal

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This is my favorite post

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bish0ps:

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Green onion mantra

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hellmurderisland:

hellmurderisland:

[Fictional character who is worse than me in every way] save me

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#me with gob #me with shmilk

slogans for the upcoming orc election

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