I will never forgive Square for making me witness the cute chibi version of kid Sephiroth slump forward in utter defeat and despair like the weight of all his life’s sorrows came crashing down on his tiny heart before he utters the loneliest “They left me…” ever. Fuck you Square Enix FUCK YOUUUU

THEY WERE EXCESSIVELY MEAN TO HIM

LIKE SQUARE CALM THE FUCK DOWN IT'S A MOBILE GACHA GAME NVDWNSFDJSJDCJS

We all thought Glenn was going to be a huge bully beefing with a literal child but it turns out Sephiroth's greatest bully was Nojima.

this is so funny 😭

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT WITH ITS EYE OF COAL  SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE  AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

@irritatedlifeguard I agree with your tags.

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

Hey so 2016 was 10 years ago how we feeling

Shippers get a lot of lashings for being annoying and “forcing romance” but not enough is being said about people who force the nuclear family structure on everything. Nothing against found families, but the amount of people who seem to cram every dynamic into a cookie cutter nuclear family mold is driving me insane. It’s another lowkey reductive way of engaging with characters that pretends to less reductive than the shippers they constantly complain about. Not every relationship can be categorized as “sibling coded” or “father-daughter” because most relationships are more complicated than that. Don’t even get me started on the way these people use “coding” *cough* their headcanons *cough* to shut down ships they dislike.

"why did you stop writing your story!!! never stop writing!!!!!!!!!!!" well you see the character had to drive one mile to a new location and the sentence "she got into the car" was quite simply my undoing

I feel this on a deep and personal level and I know you're making a joke but I do also want to take this opportunity to pass along the biggest small piece of advice I've ever gotten: You don't have to explain every step of how something happened unless something unusual/important happens along the way.

You can simply cut to the next scene when she's at the location, without explaining how she got there. People will fill that in. Now, if something important happens in the car on the way there, then sure, mention it. But if she's just driving? Nah. Delete that sentence, pop in a scene break, and keep writing.

Be free.

ADULT SEPH IS THE NEW EC ICON FOR NEW YEARS

(which means we might FINALLY be getting a legit costume for adult Seph soon)

((which means all of his costumes are by default something he would canonically wear around Genesis and Angeal))

I brought this thing home in January 2015. Now he sleeps on a heated blanket on my bed and also on/under this stool. Incredible

Wei Ying and his ducklings

Happy New Year 2026! 🥳🎉

tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it

this is one of my favorite bits about tumblr

the users seem to actually prefer text posts to anything else, and treat it as a chore to play a video especially with sound