Niko - 25+ - Leo - non-binary, they/them - on that ace spec - my brain developed fully* and yes I Did get a new mental illness from it thanks for asking
it is actually crazy how you can say hey guys let’s treat women as people okay? & someone will try to debate you on that
You can say you don’t like when dogs jump on you in public and there will be dog owners out there who want you to die
Couldn’t stop thinking about this little man
So i got on ebay and found him
Effervescent
i see we’re all on the same wavelength today
sometimes “but you don’t look disabled” is not even about the visibility of your disability. sometimes it’s about “you look like an actual person and i picture disabled people as some weird creatures that i can never ever meet and now my reality is crashed by the fact that i see an actual disabled person and they look like a person.”
Whenever I feel like hope is lost, I google “tarantula saved from burning building” and read all the stories about firefighters rescuing one of the world’s most hated animals because they’re someone’s pet and it doesn’t matter if you’re scared of spiders or think they’re gross, their lives have worth and they deserve to live just as much as any other pet
tv pitch: a completely average workplace sitcom except that it’s established at the end of the pilot that it takes place on the 90th floor of the world trade center in 2000. every episode the date is shown, just to build the sense of impending doom. the show is otherwise a completely generic the office ripoff. the intro sequence is a montage of airplanes taking off.
at the end of the second season, we reach 9/10/01. after six months of waiting, season 3 drops. now it’s 9/12/01. nothing has happened. the characters carry on as normal. fans of the series go insane. the show never explains what happened, and continues to pretend it’s a normal sitcom.
I’m not against nude dresses, I just want equality. If women show up on the red carpet wearing clingfilm and two sequins, I want men to do the same. I want to see Michael B Jordan’s nipples in a mesh top. I want to see Timothy Chalamet’s entire ass. I want to see Tom Cruise march out there wearing nothing but a strategically placed satin handkerchief to prove that he’s still got it.
Until there’s at least five semi-nude men at every red carped event, I suggest female movie stars all wear suits, or if they don’t like suits, high-necked long-sleeved ankle-length ballgowns.
Either dress code is good with me as long as it’s consistent.
Cop just walked into this Chinese place and was like im here for pickup and pointed to the “we exercise the fourth amendment” sign and said “these losers [ICE] bother you at all?” like even the cops are bothered with them
people have this tendency to believe that fandom discourse exists because people in fandoms are Stupid Nerdy Losers, but in fact fandom discourse exists because anytime you get a group of more than 100 people together, they will start creating interpersonal bullshit. fandom is not special in this regard
Do you know how weird it feels to casually make future plushie plans and feel like I’m thriving with my art career while ICE is threatening to go door to door for “immigrants” and “criminals” (visibly brown people) and I have to carry proof I’m American with me every time I go out? I say this specifically here because I know it’s a majority white American website. Like I already thought of who I would call and go stay with if I were to be deported lol. I’ve soothed myself with “maybe it wouldn’t be so bad as long as I don’t get shot at or disappear”. And it’s just annoying because my white peers do not have shit like this weighing on their mind, they can choose to just fucking draw
I cannot emphasize how much I’m literally a US citizen who speaks good english (with an accent, but it’s something) and these are the thoughts I’m having. Imagine how it feels when you’re actually an immigrant and you can barely parse what the masked trigger-happy asshole with a gun is screaming at you.
“average cat owner spends 3 years in prison” factoid actualy just statistical error. average owner spends 0 years in prison. Miette’s mother, who kicked her body like the football and went to jail for One Thousand Years is an outlier adn should not have been counted
I love how every single Georg post observes the original’s typo
i like that you said “observe” instead of “preserve,” implying this has religious importance.
youd think a wet nurse would be someone who dips the baby in water but nope turns out theyve got a whole other guy for that
Tumblr, I propose a battle of wits!
I have put Iocaine powder in one of these two goblets. You choose, then we both drink.
If you choose the more popular option you are poisoned, and must log off and do something you are putting off. If you choose otherwise, you may reblog and keep scrolling!
The Goblet Nearest You
The Goblet Nearest Me
This is genuinely the funniest thing that could’ve happened considering how the actual scene plays out holy shit