Ya da ya da something about Cat lady saying we might be worse than visitors because WHAT DO YOU MEAN they stitched my poor baby's mouth because he spoke a different language?

sometimes im not even trying to spam like tumblr just feeds me all of your posts and i gobble it up like a malnourished child from the 1600s eating chocolate for the first time

2026 being the ten year anniversary of 2016 ace discourse means that everyone needs to get incredibly asexual this year. as reparations

you never realize how many pictures are on Tumblr until your internet is bad

my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"

Boots—boots—boots—boots—movin' up an' down again

Men—men—men—men—men go mad with watchin' 'em,

Can I get a uhhh reminder that 63 percent of Krusie shippers are aro or arospec

mayhap there is some quality about Kris and Susie's relationship that's specifically appealing to people on the aro spectrum. I wonder what it could be.