did i teach you to dream small?
Em(mett)/EJ // 24 // he/him 🏳️⚧️ // England (unfortunately) // got the yaoi autism // in this kpop shit since 2011 // i ult the wife guy twink with sparkly bottom eyes and his tall gay climbable son // usually queued posts at night!
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ATEEZ Mingi for beloved @noctilucentminki (cr. fix_8n)
#AGSJDHDJDJD FOR ME???? #i put down tumblr for like half an hour to go wrap gifts and come back TO THIS???? #okay first of all thank you 😭 #you're a godsend to the community your gifs are always beautiful and i am so glad we started talking because you are the sweetest!! #to say i was scared to dm you at first because you're cool and i am a wee dweeb but it turns out you're also lovely agshdhd #and second of all HIM????? #your innate ability to understand what will make all of your moots speechless is a talent bordering on being an oracle #the yaoi gods prophesised that wake up mingi would make me lose my actual mind at a rate never before seen... #he's such a freak (/pos) (affectionate) (mingi just one chance please yunho can come along if he promises to behave...) #ateez #mingi #loml #tagged #faves #thank you again dearest i hope you have the best christmas 😭❤️❤️ -
have they invented brain transplants yet? asking for a friend…
#2 weeks spent begging myself to study and it just did not happen lol adhd the bastard you are #1 all night cram sesh vs 1 difficult ass exam paper... who will win? #personal #rambling into the void #adhd -
this tumblr user found dead due to seeing mingi massive milkers first thing upon waking up. pls everyone send prayers. thanks.
#no one talk to me #i accidentally fell asleep after getting home from a uni thing and woke up at 5pm to it being pitch black #only to see mingi tits. jongho looking ridable. wooyoung looking... like that. san big naturals no longer surprise me but im still dying #they all look so good and im about to say some shit about being breastfed on main that WILL make you all unfollow me #this cb will end me but at least ill be in possession of a pretty album when i die #ateez #mingi #rambling into the void #turned into a full time freak blog now oops #ALSO THE HAIR??? #waking up to thirst tagging “and what if they were all bottoms”???? #i woke up in an alternate dimension or smth -
happy 1 year name change anniversary to me 🥳
#and thank you seonghwa for transing my gender! you are a real one #hard to believe it's already been over a year since i was crying every day about being trans and. not wanting to be lol #personal #rambling into the void -
Keys….
i’m sorry
I NEVER THOUGHT I’D RETURN TO THIS POST BUT HAHAHAHHA
(via mulletjoong)
#ASHSGDHDHD OK MATZ HARD LAUNCH SURE!! OK!! #idgaf about the lore ateez lore is actually that matz are in love and have been forever actually #ateez #matz #hongjoong #seonghwa #loml #actually crashing out at 4:30am gn -
this being my first proper comeback is making me remember how utterly shit it is being a kpop fan that lives anywhere that is not america or korea lmao
european fans stay winning! 💪💪
not only does the us still have signed copies but I preordered one for a friend (love living vicariously through others lmaooo) and even after delivery + taxes and shit it still?? cost me less??? than my non signed pre order?????? we stay getting shafted tf 💀
#i paid like £5 less for their signed album preorder while our signed copies sold out basically immediately agsjdhdjd #hello82 when i catch you!!! it is on sight!!!!!! #at least i can live vicariously through my american moots #and spread the ateez joy #this fandom is about to turn me so financially irresponsible. the poca demon yesterday was the first step. #actually no my aniteez babies were the first step lmaooo #oh well idc makes me happy gives me dopamine even if i am. a bit bitter about this 💀 #self rb #addition rb #i will stop whining about european oppression now cuz god knows we deserve it. but still. fuck off???? -
this being my first proper comeback is making me remember how utterly shit it is being a kpop fan that lives anywhere that is not america or korea lmao
european fans stay winning! 💪💪
#why i had any hope of getting a signed version i do not know i was literally asleep lmaooo #dropped that shit at 8am i went to sleep at like half 7?? moral of the story my sleep schedule actually needs to be Way Worse 💀 #i still preordered the diary ver i am not as sad as i expected to be about it tbh #us fans continue winning 💀 but this is the first time in my 14 years as a kpop fan actually buying a physical album so. i am still excited #self rb #addition rb #ateez -
Do you think mingi borrowed yunho his lil ponytail?
#my fave lesbian polycule is the one that rotates the ponytail #like hey babe can i borrow the ponytail today? i need to drive a bunch of people crazy in record time :D #ateez -
the stylists understood the assignment re: yunho
#yes and that is why i am suffering #can they understand a bit less please. can they be worse at their job. for the sake of my sanity #please and thank you #ateez #fuckass hand boy -
tumblr please this is like the one time i wasn’t talking about how gay ateez are 😭 also i already know the answer is yes sooooo
#actually crying where. did this come from. cuz i don't think it was me lmaoooo #love this site it's so unhinged. tumblr reading ateez for filth my fave. #rambling into the void #tw f slur -
This is the concept and I’m only like 80% joking
(via haahka)
#crying #i mean fuck thirst seems to have the gift of prophesy so #ateez go to the moon but it's both a kurosawa flick and a ridley scott flick. and they're all being even gayer than usual. #ateez -
Do you think mingi borrowed yunho his lil ponytail?
#mingi yeosang now yunho... who is next? can i get ponytail hwa back? asking as someone who is absolutely not hwa biased still... #someone give jongho the ponytail i mean fuck it why not #screaming #ateez #mingi #fuckass hand boy -
not yunho and his gay ass ponytail… what do you even need that for? for other men to grab hold of? to pull, maybe? yeah ok, sure 🙄
#fr tho no one talk to me #mingi i am issuing a public apology for being a complete manwhore but only if your boyfriend apologises for the same first #i just. i cannot with this today. why am i being wrecked again????? #every day jeong yunho wakes up and goes hehe time to go convert the masses again and he's so good at it that it scares me #anyway. by “other men” i mean me—*is tackled offscreen* #ateez #fuckass hand boy #jeong yunho #rambling into the void #something something i need that twink obliterated #although with how broad he is and all that protein i wonder if twink is more applicable than twunk. fuck it. need him obliterated either way #mingi if you wouldn't mind— #just realised. the fics this is gonna inspire. #maybe i should just die!!! -
hi so i need mingi NOW
#agshsgdhd my dash has been so thirsty recently lmaooo #love logging on to see thirst being real as hell #share him maybe #swear i haven't forgotten about him in favour of hwa 😩 #ateez #mingi #this amongst all the loreposting is so funny cb season is hilarious #every day i wake up and everyone is losing their minds and i'm like. hazmat suiting up like ok fuck it. i'm going in. #let's see what they're putting us through this time. -
So I watched the red carpet video and Yunho turned his back for the Naver AI award photo thingy.
This cute little ribbon said Fuck AI
King.
#ok king?? #perhaps the sexiest thing he's ever done i'm #no one look at me while i catch-up on the last week or two and discover shit like this very late lmao #ateez #fuckass hand boy #faves -
this being my first proper comeback is making me remember how utterly shit it is being a kpop fan that lives anywhere that is not america or korea lmao
#or japan maybe but you get it #being british sucks enough as it is i do not need a reminder in this form!!! #personal #rambling into the void #europe preorders are gonna take me tf out i just know it i should just. wait. for the regular version and not. have adhd. #but also WHY DOES AMERICA GET A MILLION EXCLUS #i know why im just bitter lmao #yall deserve SOMETHING for having to endure living there but like. fuck it so do i man i hate it here lmaooo #also back to 12/1am kst updates which. is slap bang in the middle of my work day #although to be fair i think most people usually try to sleep before that hour so maybe that's not great for ktiny either #insomnia georg who stays awake until 6am every day... #anyway. time for my affirmations. i do not need us limited photocards.....
