a deeply underrated part of the gay taylor swift conspiracy theories is that if they're right and she really has spent over a decade sending subliminal messages based on minute details for people to decode then she's uuuuuh. I mean she's insane. she's jigsaw. she's the riddler. her dad bought her career because if she didn't have music to distract her she would have started building deathtraps.
hi yes hello what the fuck is metrosexual lmfao
It's hard to explain to zoomers just how insanely homophobic the early 2000s were. If you were male, and like, washed your hair regularly, people would call you a faggot.
So, dudes who washed their hair and wore button ups developed the term "metrosexual" which meant "I care about my appearance but I am attracted to women and don't have sex with men."
And not just "oh people called you gay to be mean" like they literally thought you were homosexual and hiding it. Women would literally be like "damn, I was super attracted to him, but I heard he wore shorts more than twice in a week, so I guess he must like men."
you couldn't even wear a scarf. the scarf made you gay.
If you are a tumblr user in the year of our lord 2025 you could be forgiven for thinking "metrosexual" means a person who wants to fuck cities.
MY MAGNUM OPUS HAS FINALLY BEEN RELOCATED...
this was my final for my sound design class in 2024. the assignment was to recreate a movie scene with entirely different sound effects to change the tone/genre/whatever and i chose the legendary nightcrawler breaks into the white house scene in X2. i won 'silliest project' and was rewarded with a clown horn for this video.
all sound effects are either free to use or straight up just my voice lol
panty & stocking with garterbelt 1x04
do not come to my house pouring big cups of juice like this
going to the strip clup with pip plup
i think we should stop devaluing lust as a form of attraction/acting like lust is inherently worse or more abusive or less trustworthy or whatever in comparison to romantic love. it's just amatonormative and arophobic!
having sexual desire but not romantic =/= not valuing a person, not liking them, treating them like an object, etc. you can lust for someone and not be in love with them and still respect them and have a good relationship with them. lust isn't inherently "shallow" or "surface level" either; you can lust after someone's personality just as much as their body. we need to stop demonizing non-romantic sexual relationships and we need to stop acting like people who are sexually attracted to someone without being in love with them are evil abusive predators who treat other people like objects- thats textbook arophobia.
#it's also not reflective of reality#more than ince has someone been in love with me and treated me poorly. love doesn't protect you from that#but you know what does? respect.#and sexual desire is not BY NATURE disrespectful#some people use their sexual desire as a way to show disrespect. but they use plenty of other ways too
YES!!!!!!!!! genuine 100% honestly felt real romantic love can be disrespectful and shallow. sexual lust with 0% romantic or monogamous intention can be respectful and deeply emotionally intimate. i cannot rest until everyone understands this.
without the internet i would have far less access to erotic images of video game characters which would be life ruining to be totally honest
was waiting on an emergency plumber, decided to smoke by my car instead of stare at my fucked up kitchen. he pulled up next to me, leaned out the window and goes "i'm assuming you're the client" like yeah buddy, read that one right
honorary best friend, mike the plumber, has saved the day. "don't worry, i've got pvc couplings you've probably never even seen before." brother, i wasn't aware that was something i could worry about
My sister saw this one in the wild. I believe it was at a historic battlefield, which might explain the sort of staff who write signs like this
I love how it goes from silly
To ominous
i m m e d i a t e l y
Hi this is horrifying
I should add that if you are severely dehydrated for a long period of time, it is possible that it will look like one, which is concerning
So basically
