hyrude:

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when bilbo first gave frodo this pearlescent bralette he was being shady because he thought the top would be wearing him. it’s like giving your kid sister louboutins when she can’t even walk in block heels.

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so you know the girls were gagging here

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sermna:

When you’re unsuccessfully looking for something and start gradually increasing your It Could Be There range. Like yeah sure maybe the rice cooker pot is in the freezer, idk

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baltikaretriever:

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unsubconscious: ““Ceremonial Shield” (detail), attributed to Hans Steiner, ca. 1590 ”

unsubconscious:

“Ceremonial Shield” (detail), attributed to Hans Steiner, ca. 1590

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themoorishwitch:

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racial:

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dogpuppy:

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aq2003:

a twitter post by Terminally Online Leftist / @terminallyOL captioned gm (day 5 of vacation). the image states ALIENS - star trek: human with an unusual face tattoo, called something like the Kth'Grathi / star wars: bug that's vaguely asian, called glumshit chang / doctor who: household appliance that is a black hole with a lancashire accent, called the Kalaxigorb of CharrrALT

i can’t get over this. this is fucking killing me

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evilwizard:

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evilwizard:

i heard they’re adding a new creature to the nighttime

Owl 2

yeah it’s owl 2

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stijlw:

give a man a fish and he’ll make a fish unboxing video for a day but teach a man to fish and he’ll be creating fishing-related short form video for the rest of his life

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