curlymedusa:

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you look like mom (complimentary) (derogatory)

tepkunset:

when you ask a knowledge keeper something and they say “good question”

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(via fluent-in-lesbianism)

funkeepeach:

So it’s not my circus, but one of my monkeys did previously work there so i actually have a lot of opinion’s on the circus’ labor practices

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elogaming:

[guy confused about lesbian relationship voice]: okay … so which one only tells lies?

david-goldrock:

mjalti:

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Smart woman next to an unbelievable achievement is a picture niche that will never get old

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nosimpincurly:

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

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glumshoe:

I heard too many sounds at once and now I am a bitch

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