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@nonepronounwithleftboy

just a little goblin - 26 yo - it/they preferred - will deliver bites on demand pfp credits to にんじゃ on pixiv
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to all my friends with anxiety

if you wonder if I'm mad at you: I'm not, unless stated otherwise explicitely or if we had an heated argument (I don't think I ever had such an argument with people on Tumblr)

if i don't answer to things: i'm very sorry, I probably read it quickly then forget to answer and now it's on the bowels of tumblr

if you're still not sure: you can ask me. Even if you made me mad, you're still my friend, you have the right to know if I'm mad at you or not answering you or stuff

in any case, you're always free to dm or tag me or to send me asks

kiss!

#196#196 rule#r196#pinned post
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Reblogged qilist
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medusoidbelle

dolls are an ambush predator. they pounce by falling off the table or shelf upon which they are situated

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medusoidbelle

they usually miss

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People used to just do whatever back then

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To be fair they didn't have youtube

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Are you implying Cú Chulainn killed 150 women because there wasnt any YouTube

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I think watching hbomberguy would have fixed him

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Sure...

Is there anyone who studies Irish literature that could confirm that?

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I dunno anyone who studies Irish lit but we could ask someone who's Irish?

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Why is that a question? you don't need my permission to ask your Irish friends?

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Hi, I'm Irish. Cú Chulainn would have turned his rage to James Somerton, who also would have attacked the woman, not for piss reasons mind you, he just hates to see a girl winning.

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Interesting 📝

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evilcharacter

can i get a transcript on this fucking video

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trans

shaggy: “hey scwoob what is yer favorite things to do on tha weekends?” scooby doo: SNIFFSNIFFSNIFNFFNISNSRUHUHHUHHHUHHSNIFFSNIFFRUHHUHHRRUHRRUH

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ian-haywire

Where do you fucking find this shit

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Notice of Citation for Unauthorized Use of ":3"

As you already know, we very highly regard professional conduct at this company, and in the interest of that, we limit usage of emojis (including text based glyphs) to the following:

🙂

😐

📊

📠

🤝

📈 (📉 NOT permitted)

💼

These permitted emojis, used within the reasonable bounds of no more than 3 per diem, should be more than enough to express any notion you may want to express at the office.

On probation is also:

👔

And

🖱️

Which we currently permit the usage of once per week.

Please reflect on how your use of unauthorized glyphs such as ":3" reflects poorly on our company to our business partners and associates, and damages our reputation and credibility across the board.

Accrual of further citations may result in the issuance of a mandatory summons to the Chamber.

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Below is the text included in the incident report:

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Noelle: I did what you suggested I do.
Noelle: I asked that guy if he wanted to eat midday meal together with me at the cafe on the 6070th floor.
Bridget: OMG
Bridget: SPILL THE DEETS, GIRL :3
Bridget: whatd he say????
Noelle: He said "Yes," followed by the singular allotted exclamation point and 3 smiley faces.
Bridget: HE 3 EMOJID YOU?????
Bridget: FJEJSKFKOEPSMFMFS
Bridget: girl he is HEAD OVER HEELS
Bridget: what did you say??
Noelle: I was out of emojis for the day.
Noelle: So I just said "Okay."

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Communication Protocol Violations:

- Improper grammar and punctuation.
- Hostile disregard for proper grammar and punctuation.
- Overuse of punctuation at the end of messages.
- Usage of unauthorized emojis.
- Unauthorized acronymization.
- Usage of unknown acronym.
- Overuse and/or improper usage of capital letters.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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