this could include:
That must be where she's heading now!
*seductively* would you.. be interested in doing a unfunny bit with me sometime.. just the two of us..
kpdh text post memes, mira edition
Can't be with a partner who doesn't like to be bitten. What do you mean you're not my chew toy
sucking on another girl’s tongue is so fucking hot why are we all on here instead of doing that
(inspired by @princington ofc ty beloved oomf, open this and this for the proper visuals as you read)
(have you opened them yet? no seriously, you have to open them for the Full Effect™️)
(title from g flip's "lush")
relationship: Rumi/Mira
word count: 3.1k
rating: E
When Mira arrives home, the doorman hands her a package that she accepts with a soft and sincere thank you. She's curious about it, but waits until she's in the elevator before tearing into the plastic packaging, smiling when she realizes it's the new dress she'd custom-ordered a while ago.
pogo siblings having fun
some people’s new years resolution needs to be to stop going out in public while horribly sick with infectious diseases
i see this post is going around again.. sort of like a bunch of infectious diseases i could name
idk how to explain this but to me, Mira is simultaneously that one hot wife who is serving far too much face at every function while managing her husbands “business” (it’s basically her business), AND ALSO that one quiet husband who gardens in the back and cooks while his wife is off at work. hot in the “bee-keeping age” way yk? just listen bro hear me out bro I said LIST-
our classy first lady👆
bee keeping age husband 👆 oh and in both cases she’s weird and gay anyways hit tweet shoot me in my face for more bangers
Mira seeing Rumi sat on the couch in a giant hoodie and getting the "oh no not this again" engine running, coming over to check up on Rumi, see how she's doing, feeling any shame recently?
And Rumi just pulls down the neck of the hoodie to reveal Zoey's face, totally asleep and snoring quietly from inside, curled up against her body like some kind of marsupial.
Fortnite, are you sure about this? Did you think it through?
this made me laugh so hard
i'm on my period and this video made me weep with joy so here u go
do you think their world goes on forever
every bi girl out there needs a man hating lesbian best friend to remind her that men ain't shit and to get angry at them on her behalf when she's too sentimental to
it's exactly like the "I hate ur parents lmao" post. YOU may have a complicated intrapersonal relationship with this dude and who he was and what he meant to you, but I sure as hell don't! I'm getting the hammers. we're smashing his car
this is the most correct tag anyone has ever left on one of my posts. 100%
