i'm a grown woman ✱ a plucky heroine; a good noodle; a fool of a took; le bird of some kind; a fair stately hill rising up as it were from the water; a she/her of constant sorrow ✱ i can do whatever i want and history will absolve me
this is so funny. “your parents moved into an expensive house in an immigrant neighborhood in 2001 which undermines your high ground about masked federal agents kidnapping and killing your neighbors” girl
clare malone’s ability to effortlessly highlight just how dumb these people are is an inspiration. this girl grew up with tina fey as sarah palin on snl and it shows
I have reposted this before but I am always impressed by how well-thought out every spot is. There is no good place to sit. “Oh, Eomer’s cool, I’ll sit with him” but then you will have to listen to Gollum and Bilbo the entire flight. “I’ll sit with Sam!” Pippin and Merry will be turning around the entire flight to talk to him. Sure, you can sit with Elrond, but you’re going to deal with him staring down Aragorn and Arwen. You may love Legolas and Gimli, but will you love sitting BETWEEN them? Just when you see a spot that seems okay, somewhere behind or across the aisle is a terrible option. This is so good. No good seats on the LOTR plane
no i think 17 looks good
No no here’s my cunnng plan. I sit next to Sam and then immediately frodo will want to sit next to Sam and I will offer to trade with him. And then I get the entire two-seater to myself.
I don’t care if I get banned from Delta Airlines, I’m taking seat #1 and rawing the Balrog for eight and a half hours and that’s everyone else’s Problem.
“avert your eyes” “cj i didn’t come to—” “avert your eyes!!!!” is the biggest ship tease i’ve ever seen. cj tells toby to avert his eyes bc she fell into the pool/keira knightley getting into the fountain in atonement and toby saying he didn’t come to see her to—what!!!! what could complete that sentence. no asexual explanation for it.
in every generation there is a Chosen Ship. it alone will endure years of “there’s no hetero explanation for this”, “the actors are conveying Homo Angst through subtle muscle movements”, “there is a secret episode canonizing their mutual love”, etc. this generation is. byler. [war flashbacks of johnlock and destiel]
gaga released some additional tracks for mayhem but just like inserted them into the track list with no indication that they were deluxe tracks or anything so michael and i were listening to this album for the 100th time and mutually and separately considered if we had lost our mind. is this how that guy in that no-beatles movie felt
