“gentrification is colonialism” is sooo 2018
clare malone’s ability to effortlessly highlight just how dumb these people are is an inspiration. this girl grew up with tina fey as sarah palin on snl and it shows
I have reposted this before but I am always impressed by how well-thought out every spot is. There is no good place to sit. “Oh, Eomer’s cool, I’ll sit with him” but then you will have to listen to Gollum and Bilbo the entire flight. “I’ll sit with Sam!” Pippin and Merry will be turning around the entire flight to talk to him. Sure, you can sit with Elrond, but you’re going to deal with him staring down Aragorn and Arwen. You may love Legolas and Gimli, but will you love sitting BETWEEN them? Just when you see a spot that seems okay, somewhere behind or across the aisle is a terrible option. This is so good. No good seats on the LOTR plane
no i think 17 looks good
No no here’s my cunnng plan. I sit next to Sam and then immediately frodo will want to sit next to Sam and I will offer to trade with him. And then I get the entire two-seater to myself.
I don’t care if I get banned from Delta Airlines, I’m taking seat #1 and rawing the Balrog for eight and a half hours and that’s everyone else’s Problem.
“avert your eyes” “cj i didn’t come to—” “avert your eyes!!!!” is the biggest ship tease i’ve ever seen. cj tells toby to avert his eyes bc she fell into the pool/keira knightley getting into the fountain in atonement and toby saying he didn’t come to see her to—what!!!! what could complete that sentence. no asexual explanation for it.
clare malone coming in clutch with something to look forward to
didn’t realize it already dropped!!!!!
is kingsman the secret service just my fair lady you think
my fair lady meets men in black i think
is kingsman the secret service just my fair lady you think
veronica mars on netflix veronica mars on netflix
this part of stevie nicks’ interview with rolling stone is taking me out
in every generation there is a Chosen Ship. it alone will endure years of “there’s no hetero explanation for this”, “the actors are conveying Homo Angst through subtle muscle movements”, “there is a secret episode canonizing their mutual love”, etc. this generation is. byler. [war flashbacks of johnlock and destiel]
gaga released some additional tracks for mayhem but just like inserted them into the track list with no indication that they were deluxe tracks or anything so michael and i were listening to this album for the 100th time and mutually and separately considered if we had lost our mind. is this how that guy in that no-beatles movie felt