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I hate when girls who really wanna fuck men do their makeup so they look like overwatch cause men dont even wanna fuck women no more they only wanna fuck overwatch
Hey um quick question have you had sex
No because I'm an ugly smelly obese fat bald mixed race hairy moron woman with bad breath and a tooth gap and I'm really evil too and I hate penis and I hate vagina and I'm catholic and I waz lowkey attacked as a child so if I ever have sex I'm gona throw up and kill myself and others and also I'm broke as hell and really inconsiderate of others and cruel and unfunny and lame and I abuse animals and I gott a hunchback like an igor and two drastically different feeet sizes like whitey from 8 krazy nights, and my toenails are all pointy and ragged and I got a horroble foot fungus and diabetes and high blood pressure But I will be able to have Sex soon if they add an overwatch character who matches my description to a T and I can purchase and wear cheap scratchy ugly unironed bathing suit with creases in it designed off their outfit off amazon, and give myself big ass stupid eyes and blush and fake freckles and always be crossing my eyes and sticking my hairy white unbrushed cigarette tongue out ahegao style!
Hey guess who had sex
That's my business
FUCK I think I was always funny as shit. In 6th grade we went to a civil war site and there was this kid Connor who got picked by the larper to demonstrate what would happen to a soldier who cheated at a card game and he was like what's your name young man? and he said Connor. With an O R not an E R. And the guy was like ah okay. And when you cheated at cards you got a sign hung around your neck that said CHEATER and I was like ah now you're cheater with an E R! And everyone laughed and nothing bad ever happened to me again
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This is the funniest statistic in the world lmao
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Remember when ice spice was talking shit on that girl (I forget her name) that was supposed to tour with her because she was dark skinned and also ate a plate of spaghetti in front of her LOL
The funniest part to me was her telling the girl like. Tell them I'm Nigerian. You know I'm Nigerian. SAY IM NIGERIAN RIGHT NOW
