(via awkwardlylaughingalong)
done:
hate when i go out in public and the public is there
do i have some great news for you
(via brat-prince-lestat)
sometimes making tea is less about drinking it and more ab it keeping you company
(via cuntsciousness)
Not all heroes wear capes??? Yeah, that’s because some of us listened to Edna Mode, you Buffoon™.
(via madkingcrowley)
I’m a simple woman. I find a song I like, I listen to it for three weeks uninterrupted until I find another one.
(via 20thjanuarys)
You can tell how someone’s mental health is doing by paying attention to how much emphasis they put on the line “I sometimes wish I’d never been born at all” when they’re singing bohemian rhapsody
(via steamingcupoftea)
You know i dont get homoerotically pinned to the wall nearly enough
(via mini-oddity)
straight people should have to wear “VISITOR” badges when they go to gay bars
(via fauxmoux)
My favorite type of characters are “they’re not dumb but they are a dumbass”
Characters with enough intellect and common sense to clearly and easily grasp that something is a Bad Idea, but with enough chaotic dumbass energy to decide they gotta just go ahead with it anyway are on point.
(via goodbiclarke)
my dad always tells me that when he’s with people bragging about their kids’ accomplishments and such he goes “yeah but are they like ….cool?” and the parents always give him a confused look and he goes “are they cool? my kids are so cool. i love hanging out with them.” and it always throws people off and i think that’s so funny and sweet like i may be a fucking idiot with just about zero accomplishments but at least my dad thinks i’m cool
I guarantee you the other kids are not cool
(via occasionallyundulyformal)
not 2 exaggerate but the good place’s thesis of “if the modern pressures of life were removed, we would inherently seek out opportunities to learn and become better and kinder people” is a more interesting and valuable thing to say about society than anything that’s ever been said about cell phones
(via stoleyourcarbon)