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Superhuman Safety Squad #1

ATTENTION EVERYONE, IT IS NOW

A Primer For Your First Steam Powered Giraffe Show By Peter A. Walter VI

Greeterings Robut Enthusiasts! I see some of you will be watching my automaton men perform for the first time this week! Well, as a warning, they are much taller in person! You may think they’re only about an inch high like on your computer monitor, but they aren’t Aunt Wilma. They’re as big as two half men. Perhaps even one full man. I’ve compiled a list of dos and don'ts so there is maximum enjoyment for yourself and the people surrounding you this week at the concert! 1. Be seated if you’re in the first few rows! We encourage the kiddies and mams and paps to sit up front with them- but remember! Loud noises make Aunt Wilma go “TURN OFF THAT ACE OF BASE WALTER IT’S TOO LOUD. AUNTIE WILMA I TOLD YOU TIME AND TIME AGAIN THIS IS THE FUTURE OF MUSIC THEY AREN’T JUST A ONE HIT WONDER WHAT DO YOU KNOW.” 2. Don’t sing along unless Rabbit tells you to! Some folks came to the concert to hear the robots sing…and due to the intimacy of this show, everybody in the room is going to know its you ruining their experience- and first impressions are so important! Especially since most of our fans have ray guns. Sing along at the appropriate times and the audience will be your friend! 3. Do bring your kazoo to play during Make Believe and Brass Goggles (if you don’t care to sing). Audience participation is something we encourage under the right circumstances! 4. Don’t Feed the Mogwai after midnight. Okay? This is common sense. I’m not sure why its on the list, but there you have it. 5. Don’t mimic the robots! You may be able to tell the future or have poured over my robots programming for months- but just because you know what The Spine is going to say next doesn’t mean Aunt Wilma will. Let her enjoy it, alright? It’s hard enough to get her to come to one of these things garsh-narb-it. Once again, this is all about putting your best foot forward so the audience doesn’t hate you. But they can be really loving too! 50. Stay out of the restricted areas! Leave that curtain and staff door alone unless you want to be promptly ejected from the venue! 11. Arrive early and wear comfortable shoes! Half the adventure is standing in line to get in! If you want a cherry spot, you’ll want to be there extra early. But don’t worry- we’re going to let folks in as soon as we can (probably earlier than what’s stated on the flyer) and that way you can get in and enjoy the show as quickly as possible! Pear. Above all else, Have Fun! This usually requires being courteous to others and smiling big so other people have fun as well. If you try it you’ll see how infectious it can be! Now I don’t need to tell you to mind your manners, but keep in mind we’re all here to have a good time! So lets play nicely and enjoy the show as a nice big scientific-enthusiastic family! DON’T MAKE ME COME OUT INTO THE HOUSE AND WAG MY FINGER AT YOU. Because I can do that now Aunt Wilma. I’m a big boy.

Right. I think that’s it. Did I forget anything? Oh! Yes, of course! And a Spirited Seasons to all of you! -P. A. Walter VI

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i am cringe but i am not free 💔 im cringe and extremely self conscious

i laughed at this and now i feel bad for it

good job

puttin effort into it

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Okay I guess I can post these

Minor redesigns again bc I'm revisiting all my ocs. Mostly color pallets

i want to masturbate but i cant afford the name brand stuff so im always jakeing off and busting a rut and shit

such base indulgences are beneath me

now if youll excuse me. back to meating off.