This blog is not safe from Bats 1999

#0970 - Glimmora

#0989 - Sandy Shocks

yesterday I had the thought "visual novel for normal people" (?) and halfway through making this image (which I thought would be really funny) I realized it was completely meaningless

Streamed work today to friends and got side tracked showing them my deviantart drawings from when I was twelve apparently this was the funniest one

Streamed work today to friends and got side tracked showing them my deviantart drawings from when I was twelve apparently this was the funniest one

our landlord has started ominously talking about doing property valuations for our flat so we've decided to make some mortgage appointments to see if we actually have any reasonable chance of buying something if we get kicked out. stressful, hassle, yadda yadda, but the point is i'm filling out this mortgage website's form with our details and it asks for your occupation via a dropdown menu

unsurprisingly, 'learning technologist' aka my job is not listed as one of their occupations. weirdly neither is 'IT support' which was the next closest position i could think of, but whatever, still not too unusual, but then i started scrolling down the list of what this website DOES have for accepted occupations and now i have some questions about how they establish what jobs need to be included as options

more of the only jobs that exist according to this mortgage broker

thank fuck someone is finally giving some representation to the barley roasters and the fire eaters out there. it's about time

so. i do this thing where i wake up still half-asleep, write a note in my phone, and then fall back asleep and forget about it completely until i find the note later.

and i need to show you all some of these because ?????

new beginners craft: portal to hell

#0925 - Maushold (Family of Four)

psychic type pokemon gijinka

hi welcome to my hospiral. youre Diagnosed with Fun. ❤️😛Yay!

if youre nonbinary the world was made for you

op link the fucking article

https://www.sbnation.com/a/17776-football enjoy reading about football :)

physics is fake. they made up gravity for internet points. (does a kickflip and i pause in midair

i could tame the highway semitrucks. its never been done before until me

been watching grimm and enjoying it for the most part but nick actually infuriates me. like oh im so sorry your cute 6'3 werewolf friend wants to cook you dinner and tell you about his family's cool vintage cameras. must be such a hardship. fuck you