be so completely yourself that everyone else feels safe to be themselves too

it really is crazy the degree to which everything just so relentlessly sucks now

“op is a morally corrupt pervert” ok 💖 yay +follow

come on guys let’s all go on the wide path that is headed towards hell together

out of the frying pan, into a soft paper towel on a plate to dry and cool.

“scythes are impractical battle weapons” you say but i can’t hear you over the swish swish of my huge fucking scythe, which is cool

humanity peaked with soups and stews tbh

it’s not gonna get any better than bits of food water

Shipping update: Your parcel has been torn asunder by ravenous hogs

there's something incestuous about seasoning tofu with soy sauce

crazy that soy can be turned into both flavorless texture and textureless flavor. maybe we should try just keeping both?

Let's try for neither. Take the texture and the flav

Oh wait that's soy milk. Rescind post.

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the floating head of wisdom

Please don't fall victim to internet misinformation. There is no floating head. It's a regular horse, it's neck is just hidden due to the position of the camera. I made an image to help you understand the what's actually going on.

Thank you for the clarification

every single school teacher should get paid $300,000 a year minimum and ICE agents should all die simultaneously in agony. this is my congressional budget plan

every single school teacher should get paid $300,000 a year minimum and ICE agents should all die simultaneously in agony. this is my congressional budget plan