being an adult is just like. oh shit toothpaste is expensive. oh shit popcorn is expensive. oh shit cat food is expensive. oh shit gas is expensive. oh shit water is expensive. oh shi

new favorite reddit user

words are futile devices. ultimately what more is there to say bitch

anyone else feeling like what the fuck

i love drama that does not matter at all

watching the beautiful colorful family home in sentimental value be redone with millennial grey cabinetry and white marble countertops

horror movies are so much scarier when the actors look like an average sampling of the human population. and the house is a little messy

I think the absolute worst term to come out of this age of pseudo-scientific puritanical bullshit has got to be “dopamine addiction”. “You’re addicted to feeling good and having fun” bitch yeah???? What else are we on this earth to do??

what they don’t tell you is that sometimes you’ll want to leave, until you actually do. then all you’ll want is to go back

ALT

they're holding my fucking thang hostage for $6

they accidentally gave me the unheimlich manoeuvre and i choked to death in a distinctly uncanny way

Ripley's What If I Didn't Go Home and Just Kept Driving

"do it scared" this "do it tired" that. well no one ever talks about the fucking insurmountable "do it with greasy hair"

Can I be vulnerable with u guys for a moment