Shipping update: Your parcel has been torn asunder by ravenous hogs

Never watched a single WayneRadioTV stream in my life. Anytime one of my friends shows a clip from some stream or another, it looks like some variation of this

Generational differences!

i hope that someday there will be no more advertisements ever again

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I hope this happens in Chapter 5 and then never comes up again

if you use 🌽 when you mean pornography im just going to respond to you as if you mean corn

any website that takes away/changes the default right click menu should be blown up forever

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tumblr dashboard when you’re already having a bad ocd day simulator

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reblog this post or youre racist and transphobic and homophobic and misogynistic and antisemitic and

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i NEED 900$. if you do not donate me 900$ you are responsible for every bad thing that has ever happened in my life. i hope you’re happy, asshole

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umm you should probably block this person if you’re following them…. lol…… you should go check if you’re following them….. if you’ve interacted with them ever you’re evil aha….

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ONE BILLION NOTES AND I WONT KILL MYSELF. if you don’t get me enough notes you are responsible for my death, please reblog!

have you ever wanted to make me draw a little guy for you? whether your answer is yes or no, now you can, for only $10! my 'advertisement' is actually inaccurate - for the time being, my rescue Grubs aren't in need of anything, but i'm really struggling. I was unexpectedly put out of work for two weeks (contract negotiations), and my car just broke (again) - leaving me unable to drive for DoorDash, my side income. I very much need that money, and this has really set me back.

I'll draw just about anything, though I reserve the right to say no to any request (not drawing anything illegal/morally sketch/I just can't draw it for whatever reason). You can ask me to create a reference for you, make up a new OC entirely, draw an existing character - I'll do it all for a flat $10! Why? Because my only art program at the moment is MSpaint on a Chromebook - it's nothing fancy, and not what I'm used to drawing in, but I do enjoy it. Here's some recent example of Little Guys I've drawn:

If you'd like a commission, or if you want to ask any questions, please reach out through DM :) Please feel no pressure - I only want to draw for you if it's something you're excited about too! In advance, I take payments through Kofi, PayPal, Venmo and Cashapp - if you don’t use any of those, let me know so we can try to make it work!

And, if you’re more interested in commissioning a bird post, you can do that here!

Edit: also applies to contacts btw

the lesbian computer from portal was right. given the circumstances ive been shockingly nice