last of the orthodox homestucks. vocaloid scholar. online artist and real life whore. professional freeloader. first one to abort g-d’s immaculate conception. more or less always going through it.
testimonials: “ur like how tumblr users want jesse pinkman 2 be” -our girlfriend’s wife “quite strange, but coherent” -psych er nurse “you’re the only person i trust to come with me to that shitty club” -dj plaisir, the night we met her
As always here, this is talking about the actual disorder OCD, not the “I’m so quirky and organized! I like things to be clean!” traits that sometimes get jokingly called OCD.
40. whos voice do you enjoy? i genuinely don’t understand the question °^° if someone can rephrase it for me so i can answer it that’d be cool..
50. what’s something you wish that you never bought? definitely our first ever pack of cigarettes. if we could go back in time we would grab 14 year old us by the shoulders and tell him “smoking will NOT make you less anxious and also seriously? lucky strikes? bro just go to the starbucks next door and get a nice hot coffee, that’ll make you feel better”, we’ve been trying to quit smoking for years and it’s so fucking hard
59. how different are you from the little kid you used to be? i’m gonna use my right to not answer this one because if i try to i’ll just make myself sad
14. what’s something surprising about you? we regularly listen to jul and actually enjoy his music (french people will understand why that’s surprising coming from us lmao)
42. whats one thing you wanna do but havent yet? it has always been our dream to see an aurora! borealis or australis, we don’t really care. we had plans to go on a trip to iceland for that purpose but then our entire life collapsed.. don’t know when we’ll get the chance but we are still looking into it
48. do you have a beloved stuffed animal? yes! our childhood stuffed animal is a little bat named chouvbat and we still have him. we tuck him into bed during the day, and when we go to bed we put him sitting up on the pillow next to us so he can watch over us and protect us while we sleep :)
7. what was your favorite thing as a kid? we LOVED knitting. our grandmother taught us when we were like 5, and we would carry our needles and yarn everywhere, it was a massive stim for us and we liked that at the end of it we had a scarf or hat we could give to someone.. it actually became a problem at school because we simply refused to stop bringing them no matter how many times they told us it was dangerous. they had to get our parents involved it was a whole thing. we should re-learn how to do it..
8. favorite coping mechanism? working out! when we’re experiencing a lot of big emotions we will do a quick 15-30min workout (not including stretching). we usually do a few squats, sit-ups, lift our home weights. we also take the time to do all the prescribed stretches for our back problems. it works really well to redirect that negative energy and is all around good for our health!
11. if you had three wishes, would you use them? i mean yeah obviously. first i’d wish for everyone worth over 1 million dollars to drop dead right this instant, because that’s an objectively good thing for everyone. then i’d wish for the philippines to become the next big global power, because i just wanna see what happens. finally i’d wish to have a huge cock, which is self-explanatory.
56. whens a time you felt real genuine fear? walking home on the street at night, person behind me suddenly picks up their pace. i start walking faster but they go even quicker and catch up to me and put their hand on my shoulder. when i say i screamed, i mean i SCREAMED. but yeah i had just dropped my vape juice and they tried to get my attention but i couldn’t hear them through my headphones lmao
68. do you like tumblr? we wouldn’t be posting this much on a platform we actively dislike. our twitter and bsky basically just exist as professional accounts for us to post our art and get commissions through for this reason. tumblr as an entity is massively flawed, of course, staff is notoriously transmisogynistic and racist, but it’s still the website we like posting on the most strictly from a “how good does it feel to use” standpoint.
81. whats your least favorite animal? silverfishes, our old place was full of them and yeah sure they’re harmless but they’re super annoying
98. do you have your phone on military or regular? we have everything on military, it’s standard in france so it’s what we’re used to
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