Shit man, this trojan war is fucked. I just saw a guy raise his hands to the sky and say “grey-eyed athena, strengthen my spear” or some similar shit, and he felled 27 men at once before being whisked away by divine mist. The narrator didn’t even mention him, that’s how common shit like this is. My ass is stuck with a bow and 2 arrows. I think I just heard “would to god my rage, my fury would drive me now to hack your flesh away and eat you raw” two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

Surrealist Paintings by Rob Gonsalves

welcome to 2023 :) happy out of touch thursday

this is a Christmas post for you to like and unlike over and over to see the little snowy animation they have rn

"The Alchemists offered me nothing but boredom. But, you two... You'll offer me something... greater, won't you?"

ARLECCHINO, THE BLOOD ARTIST
LIES OF P: OVERTURE (2025)

i’m in tears

AU where Sauron literally pours all of his cruelty and malice and will to dominate all life into the One Ring...

And then just fucking stares at at it for five seconds before dropping it on the ground and leaving because without all that stuff he's Nice now.