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  1. fishsticxzwill0thew1sp
    will0thew1sp

    til that macaroni casserole is not a thing outside of northern europe???? Except like malta and indonesia and north macedonia. HOW DO YALL LIVE WITHOUT IT ITS FUCKING AMAZING????

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  6. pikkusanigutsygills
    gutsygills

    mold pisses me off so much

    oh you have to eat your produce the moment it leaves the store or the fuckin Hungering Dust will get it. and. poison your food

    tobiasdrake

    I ran into this post years ago and to be honest, it has completely reoriented the way I engage with food.

    Like. I’ve always sorta understood that things grow moldy or stale or sour or such if left out, but I never really internalized it in a meaningful way.

    But now I’m just like.

    Yeah. The hungering dust. There exists omnivorous dust in the air that will eat my food if I don’t.

    Those bagels have been sitting there for a week. Are we going to eat them soon or are we leaving them for the hungering dust?

    Pizza’s been sitting out on the counter for an hour. Everyone’s enjoying the pizza, but if we don’t want “everyone” to include the hungering dust then we should probably put it away soon.

    That’s just. That’s how food works to me now. There exists an invisible predator in the air that hungers for your yummies, and it will not hesitate to eat your food if you don’t make the effort to protect and preserve it. And eat what can’t be preserved before the dust can.

    Life-changing.

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  10. chomametchidetectivehole
    detectivehole

    unless its egregious, i'm not embarrassed to be fooled by ai. "oh i got lied to via something made by the Lying Machine the machine we made to Lie really well" like it's gonna happen it's no egg on your face. just be chill about it

    detectivehole

    don't get me wrong. it's always devastating always humbling. no one wants to fall for the lying machine it just sounds bad. but you can't dwell