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lesser-robot-cat:

vexwerewolf:

vexwerewolf:

vexwerewolf:

vexwerewolf:

Organised crime? Nah girl I’m into disorganised crime. If a goon doesn’t have ADHD they aren’t getting hired

Cops can’t stop us if they don’t know what we’re doing, and they can’t find out if we have no idea either

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Nah I’m safe it wouldn’t happen twice

Minions stop this post from reaching 1k

On it, boss! Gettin’ this post to 10k, just like you said!

pixiemuse:

unnameablethings:

knight who is constantly searching for a good and noble king to serve but cannot fucking find one for the life of him so he has to become the good and noble king himself.

and now all these other knights are coming around like “please let me serve you” and like obviously hes going to let them serve him thats the point of being a good and noble king but its also. very annoying. one of you become the good and noble king for once lets trade

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zackisontumblr:

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what a wholesome surprise at the bottom of the sugar cookie container

queen–kenobi:

I just wrote 8 pages when I haven’t written in months and was beginning to think I’d never be able to again. Idk what it is, but I am sharing and manifesting this energy for every writer who sees this. May you write 8 quality pages effortlessly and find joy writing once more

dugaodna:

just hit flow state and wrote 50 words of my essay. might scroll on my phone and write another 25 in about an hour or two. nobody is doing it like me

halles-comet:

I’m just an easy mark for dumb pilot humor. Today the captain was like “we’re now at altitude, feel free to move around, my one rule is you must stay inside the plane” and I lost it. It’s funny because you would die a horrible death akin to standing unencumbered on Pluto

astolat:

ladyananas:

bebx:

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so im hearing @astolat is god??? what’s your 10 commendments my liege

  1. You shall seek out and enjoy art (which fanfic is) that gives you pleasure
  2. You shall not feel guilty for spending time on art
  3. You shall comment when you can with joy
  4. You shall share the art you find that makes you happy
  5. You shall not envy the size of your neighbor’s fandom or pairing
  6. You shall support your fellow fans in making art that makes them happy even if it is not to your own taste
  7. You shall make art of your own to your own taste
  8. You shall love your art however imperfect because it is yours
  9. You shall share your art in whatever way you can with joy
  10. You shall not covet your neighbor’s hits or comments or kudos

My best stab! lol

mina-logan:

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Harry and Pansy

constance-mcentee:

hylianengineer:

medusadyke:

medusadyke:

academic dishonesty is not something you can spin as moral lol i do not want to share a career field let alone a social sphere with a bunch of chatgpt using ass bitches

“you’re just scared your diploma is going to devalue” i’m afraid you dumb bitches are going to become my colleagues and drag social services to hell

I’m afraid they’ll become scientists and data that lives depend on will turn out to be wrong - and people will die.

I’m afraid they’ll become engineers and sign off on bridge designs that collapse - and people will die.

I’m afraid they’ll become medical professionals who don’t know what they’re doing - and people will die.

The assumption that academic dishonesty is okay is rooted in the idea that what you’re learning to do doesn’t matter.

“The assumption that academic dishonesty is okay is rooted in the idea that what you’re learning to do doesn’t matter.”

astolat:

tofixtheshadows:

Do you think Naomi Novik ever looks at AO3

sees some incest mpreg

and whispers to herself “I never wanted this.”

No. :)

wikipediaboyfriend:

unwastelandunbaby:

unwastelandunbaby:

the past isn’t behind you it coils inside your body that’s why some years you feel closer and more nostalgic for certain ages than others just fyi

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for visual learners

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sue zhao

1anonyymous1:

the cool thing about this app is you’re never the craziest one here

halosnothere:

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well that can’t be good

lesbian-shakespeare:

jemmalynette:

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Maybe all the things you thought made you you aren’t really…you.
Barbie (2023) / Fight Club (1999)

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24ozsteak:

you ever just hand things to ur pet to sniff so they can feel included