getting to watch the amazon truck driver getting lost as hell is hilarious ngl like i’m so sorry you’re going down the dark spooky wooded dirt road turn back driver you don’t belong down there there’s nothing for you back there lmao
that edible you took three years ago is about to kick in
you laugh but years ago i had a massive head cold and i was sitting at a red light trying to blow my nose so hard you'd think i was giving birth through my nostril and all of a sudden i got snow drainage like that taste and the coaty throat and my gums went numb like wtf. at that point i'd been clean off the yayo for almost a dozen years like do i seriously have a weird pocket of cocaine packed far up in my sinus somewhere or wtf is happening.
the world is so beautiful
What are you lookin at me like for
Severed limb of one of their own blocking the doorway that I forgot to pick up and I wonder why they all whining and don’t want to pass through it. 🤔
it's just a little bit of wind
Walking tents are always fun, but the pants are what killed me. Then, fresh off that death, GIRAFFE.
comic that appeared to me as I was waking up from a dream
Edit: this got more attention then I thought lol if you wanna redraw this just reblog this with your redraw to credit me or put my @ (idk how tumblr works ngl)
