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hey there! my name is enoch / knock (they/he/it), & i’m a horror fan + illustrator/writer + aspiring warlock + etc. for more on yours truly, check here!

what i write:

  • slashfic
  • reader requests
  • x reader / self-insert / oc insert fic
  • imagines / headcanons
  • i like to do unconventional characters, rotating between my fixations, but i’m always open to writing for characters i’m unfamiliar with :)
  • i’ll post drabbles here, but i post bigger stuff regularly on ao3!

you can assume all reader-insert posts are gender neutral unless the request states otherwise.

for more: rules + character lineup

✦ i also take commissions for longform fanfics, which includes oneshots. i typically charge 15 USD per 1000 words! (this would be me making 15 an hour, so really the basest i can go).

✦ if your request is worded as a longer story / oneshot idea without it being specified as such, it will be treated as a headcanon / imagines bullet list.

✦ you can find more samples of my writing on ao3!

elsewhere: instagram / spotify / discord: @/beetlefangs

thanks for reading~!

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Summary: In which you take a smoke break with Bishop
Pairing: Lance Bishop / Reader
Tags: infodumping as flirting, Mutual Pining, Fluff, Smoking, Not Beta Read
Word-count: 676

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Despite it's other rigorous cruelties, Wey-Yu did offer some of its employees break times. Fifteen sacred minutes were you could stand out on the deck and stare at the slow moving stars.

Occasionally you could swindle Bishop into joining you, claiming to need a very necessary exactly fifteen minute consult (if he didn't mind). Though in actuality you just wanted to give him a break too.

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GEHEHAHAHAAAAA TWIRLING AROUND LIKE A DOG CHASING MY TAIL this fic is the tail. anyways. hiiii <3
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Just A Little Change

AO3 Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/77313386

Pairing: Dustin "Dusty" Davis (Twister)/Reader

Warnings: Mild language

Tags: Fluff, post canon, domestic fluff, slice of life, developing relationship, romantic friendship, feelings realization, first kiss, everyone ships it, gender neutral reader, no use of y/n

Summary: A look at a successful summer spent with the team and your growing relationship with Dusty.

A/N: THIS ONE'S FOR YOU @henriksenfreak <3


Sustenance

“Not that I’m tryin’ to hint at anything,” Rabbit’s smug voice starts over the radio, “But there is a lovely diner three miles North of here that sports some lovely burgers-”

“Nope,” Jo chuckles, “We’re almost to the motel, and I've been looking forward to that hot shower for the last three days.”

The CB comes to life with a cacophony of protests, and you giggle from your spot in the camper’s passenger seat. You pull your feet up onto the cushion and turn to rest your back against the door, the warm summer wind filtering in through the cracked window and drying the sweat on your forehead. Dusty gives you a conspiratorial grin and reaches for the mic.

“You guys know the way to the motel, right, Boss?”

“I think we’ve got it from here,” Jo answers, voice dripping with suspicion, “Why?”

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SIGHS DRAMATICALLY. 🚬🚬🚬
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henriksenfreak asked:

hi :3 soooo twister. uhh. bill paxton. two ideas i have: riding along on a chase w/ bill & the gang and offering to document the whole thing… but bill keeps ending up in the shots in candidly cute ways and you realize he’s very pretty and umm soon all the footage you have is just him. perhaps he notices this when reviewing footage hmmm? SECOND IDEA: you have such a crush on bill AHHH and he gets hurt in some way by debris on a chase… and you patch him up which means you have to… touch his arm or face perhaps. and he does something like squeezes your hand and looks in your eye and thanks you sincerely and smiles and winks um. YEAH <3

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Caught Up In You

AO3 Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/77191641

Pairing: Bill Harding (Twister)/Newscaster!Reader

Warnings: Mild language, descriptions of storms, descriptions of injuries

Tags: Fluff, getting together, slow-ish burn, storm chasing, found family vibes, humor, mild injuries, wound cleaning as a bonding experience, awkwardness galore, first kiss, Jo ships it, all of the grads are very unhelpful wingmen, gender neutral reader, no use of y/n, long read

Summary: You spend storm season filming Bill Harding and his crew. You came for the tornadoes and stayed for the weatherman who managed to steal your heart.

A/N: Holy shit this ran away from me PLEASE PEOPLE SEND ME MORE BILL PAXTON REQS PLEASE I BEG YOU also yes the title is from the .38 Special song leave me alone


March

“Shit- Cow! We got cows!” 

Jo’s frantic voice barely reaches you over the wind. You turn away from the twister to look at her, project temporarily forgotten as you let your camera arm drop and try to make sense of her words. Cow? Where?

There’s a deafening crash from behind, and as you’re turning your head to investigate the sound, your feet are swept out from under you. Someone shouts your name through the storm- whoever it is is closer to you than Jo. Your hand reflexively tightens around your camera as you brace for impact only to land on something warm instead of the hard, wet ground you’re expecting. Strong arms wrap around your waist, and then, you’re tumbling off of the road. You tuck your camera against your chest and grab a fistful of fabric while the world spins, bits of fencing and uprooted plants raining down around you. Something collides with your back hard enough to pop something, and you let out a winded groan against your savior’s chest. The two of you come to a stop at the bottom of a steep ditch, your left side and their right landing in a shallow stream of runoff that quickly soaks through your shirt and leaves you shivering. Something passes by you, dangerously close. The wind becomes a deafening howl in your ears, and the stream is suddenly kicked up in a spray that wets the rest of your clothing. Mud, twigs, and other debris whip past you, tearing at your arms and legs, and then the storm turns South. The wind dies down, and with it, the rain. The arms around your waist tug you into a sitting position.

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sniling sneetly :) heheheheeheheheheeh HEHEHEHEHEEHEHE
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emil fouchon / pik van cleaf / reader || throw you to the hounds⬩➤

commission for @nshtn, in order to torture a mutual friend :)

[✦ AO3 link] NSFW. gender neutral reader. afab implied. dom / sub, boss / employee, degradation, rough, blood… the works. see further tags on ao3.

1989. A new year. Your second year, actually, in this city. The trend ‘til now had been to complete a season per country, sometimes across two cities if it’d made for particularly smooth hunting ground. The one constant you could rely on in this job was the travel. The transience. Which is why this extension made you nervous. 

Italy was beautiful, naturally. But it pretended as much as any other place. Pretended to be gentle,  a swooning romantic destination, rose petals and red wine. It gave you pale stone stained the color of bread, balconies with lacy ironwork, rivers sliding beneath bridges lazily. Even the characteristic cold dead of the north Italian winter moved with manners here, like it was taught to send word before it arrived. You had learned, in the years you’d worked for this team, that manners didn’t equal mercy. They were simply… a language. One Mr. Fouchon happened to be fluent in.

The apartment sat above a narrow street that smelled of espresso and car exhaust and old mortar. In the afternoons, the curtains were pulled to a comfortable angle. Light came in thin honeyed rays, washing the floor tiles in waves. Somewhere below, a Vespa coughed and sped away. The bell of the Basilica rang out into the frigid air, trying always to outlast everything else in the city. It had managed as much for six centuries.

You stood at the edge of the sitting room with your jacket folded over your arm. Not because you were uncertain what to do with it, really. It was just that holding something gave your hands purpose, kept your fingers from picking at your cuticles nervously. The sitting room was staged to look like a place people lived, as usual. There was a bowl of fruit on the table, brightly deliberate. A decanter sitting beside it caught the light and separated it into colored fragments on the wood. On the far wall, an ornately framed print of a renaissance Madonna watched with serene sternness. The Christ Child in her arms looked on, impassive. You averted your eyes. 

Fouchon was in a chair near the window, one ankle resting on his knee. A cigarette hung between his index and middle finger. It was some French brand he preferred, well-rolled, ash holding impressively. He wore linen like it’d been invented for him, you thought. He looked like a man on holiday (if you didn’t already know better what his holidays consisted of).

Pik occupied the black leather sofa near the center of the room. He wasn’t much of a lounger, you’d come to learn. He sat, spine straight, long forearm stretched across the back while his other arm cradled a recent copy of L'Arena. He’d taken his shoes off at the door without being asked. You remembered the gesture being so casual it felt like discipline in its purest form. In the soft light, he looked younger than he did when he was outside. Indoors, the angles of him found flattering shadows. His gaze found you then, and stayed there, unblinking.

Fouchon watched your posture. Pik watched your throat.

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Anonymous asked:

omg omg omg!! if you’re okay with writing for the other nostromo crew members, could i request something smutty with Dallas? Nothing specific just go to town with it lolll

bonsoir-oiseau answered:

Arthur Dallas NSFW HCs

I had many many many thoughts so I went for a full headcanon list. I hope it brings you joy >:)

PLEEEEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE if there’s anyone out there who can hear me I want to write for Nostromo and Sulaco crew members SO BADLY please send me your thoughts

NSFW CONTENT UNDER THE CUT! READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!

Divider by @/enchanthings-a

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  • Aftercare toes the line between utilitarian and sweet. Cleans both of you up with paper towels or some other disposable item so he doesn’t have to explain away any suspicious laundry, but he always throws on just enough clothing to be considered decent and pads into the kitchen to make two mugs of whatever the hell you want

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folds my hands nicely. :) 8)
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emil fouchon / reader || : ̗̀➛ verona — a reckoning

written for a friend, who’s writing a more explicit version that i’ll link later!

[✦ AO3 link] NSFW. gender neutral reader. afab implied. sorta pwp, light dom / sub, boss / employee, degradation, rough, semi-public.

Verona, Italy, 1988.

Third hunt of the year. 

It was to take place near Val Borago, at the very edge of the nature preserve. You sniffed, lit your cigarette, pretending your hands didn’t shake. Night came down in layers here. It hid things not meant for the day, too ugly to be contended with. Your stomach clenched from the ever-present nerves that came with this cycle of activity. Somewhere out past the tree line, you heard jackals bark at one another impatiently, likely on a hunt of their own.

You had picked your path carefully. You had told yourself you were being careful. You had told yourself you could do something small and smart; cut a line, loosen a rig, make this next hunt less clean. Any small thing to give the next guy a chance. It was selfish, really. Self-aggrandizing. Something to make you feel better about being a cog in this never-ending theatre of blood. 

You had not told yourself what it would feel like to be seen.

A hand closed around the back of your collar, neat as a clasp. Not yanked, not dramatic. Just claimed.

Ahh.” A voice sighed, soft and pleased, close enough that you felt breath at your nape. “So you do have a conscience. Charming.”

Your body went cold before your mind caught up. You twisted, got in half a turn, enough to see him. The cigarette fell from your lips as they parted. 

Fouchon stood like he belonged to the dark. Half the time you believed he might be made from it. Black linen shirt open at the throat, hair smoothed back, no hurry in him at all. This business did not make him sweat the way it made you sweat. His eyes flicked down to your hands, then back to your face, assessing with an almost bored precision.

“You’ve been touching my work.” He cocked his head. “Not wise.”

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Red Room B-Movie

Mr. Fouchon finds out just how far you're willing to extend your definition of who he is, the vehicle of which is his Thompson Contender. You take to the challenge like a dove, or perhaps like a Judas lamb.

1.7k, tags: gun kink, gun play, bruises, sadism + masochism, clothed masturbation (kinda), fear play, voice kink, a lot of saliva, imp. stimulant use, smooching, pred/prey (kinda), extremely dubcon, Hard Target - NSFW / Emil Fouchon & GN Reader AO3

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