dono-cho:

escuerzoresucitado:

renieule:

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feefal:

star-mom-selkie:

inbabylontheywept:

inbabylontheywept:

conkreetmonkey:

rokarambles:

feefal:

feefal:

My body is already an inhospitable environment, there’s no way a friggin baby would be able to survive in it

Also babies can’t even fight, how would they fare in battle against my inner demons?

sand tiger sharks

on it, boss lady

one smooth shark, coming up

For context: Tiger sharks fetuses kill each other in the womb for sport

northirish:

Shipping update: Your parcel has been torn asunder by ravenous hogs

qwertynaut:

blappature-executive:

wizardshark:

hey can you guys keep an eye on my red explosive barrels while i go take a nap

do NOT smoke weed beside them

@postoctobrist

moveslikekeithrichards:

[ID: a very simply drawn three panel comic. the first panel shows a person approaching a cat that’s laying on the floor and reaching down to hug her, saying “gertie.” the second panel shows two coins falling from the person’s shirt pocket. the third panel shows the coins bouncing off the cat, who doesn’t care.]

tonyzaret:

Today’s spoiled, phone-addicted generation wouldn’t last five minutes inside the Earth’s molten core

amazoogle:

targetedknowledge: