My favorite form of redemption arc is “I hate that I have morals now”

Like “I realized that I was in the wrong and now I will work hard to atone” is good and all, but “how dare you infect me with morals” will always be so much more entertaining

That moment the former baddie starts to walk away from some bad situation, almost gets out, and then just stops, curses, and turns around to go help?

*chef’s kiss* delicious

This one gets it

If you went to a bar and the bartender was a mousegirl you could ask for a drink and she would balance it on her head and say "for you, it's on the mouse"

the crazy thing about this is that it took one single word to turn it horny. coulda been a normal cute post. coulda taken the high road & conjured a delightful image of a mouse scampering down the bar with a beer ten times its size balanced on its head. but you had to say "mousegirl" and not "mouse." don't pretend this isn't what's going on either i know the score i know what's up. i'm familiar with this sort of semantic trick. you want to fuck down on an anime girl with certain characteristics of a rodent and everyone's gotta know.

>10 hours ago

>deactivated

in retrospect it's even crazier that the reason "girl" set this guy off was because it tangentially invoked the specter of the japanese

Some of the categories for the NYT Connections fills me with hatred and wrath. What do you mean “dog breeds with the first letter changed” i’ll kill you

Fury. Rage. Flames on the side of my face.

“This is how these words would be related if they were different words”

Bronze age ship discovered

look inside

made of wood

it's made of wood because all the bronze was used to make the age, not the ships. obviously

Y'all. "Hell is empty and the devil's are here" is not one of those epic Tumblr quotes. It's from The Tempest. The Shakespeare one.

remember when that furry post went around with "you have nothing to lose but your chains" and people were saying "this is such a raw ass line and it's from a furry post" but it's literally karl marx

reading waiting for godot for class and finding out that’s where that “that’s how it is on this bitch of an earth” meme is from ruined me i think

new game: "classic or shitpost?" in which we give you a raw-ass quote and you have to determine whether it came from an internet shitpost or classic literature

"I will face god and walk backward into hell" that one on the other hand is actually from a dril tweet

january is one of those months where you experience every feeling on the human spectrum and you just have to go about your day like that isn't happening

felt like drawing somefin joyful

Deltarune Fun Fact:

In the Lightners Live minigame, there are two types of notes on the chart, Single Notes and Held Notes. Kris gets both types while Susie and Ralsei only get Single and Held notes respectively. This is because Kris is nonbinary.

(submitted by @dsmaster7173)

Any resemblance to real Fangamer employees is purely coincidental.

I hope the Knight works at Fangamer gag ages well when their identity is revealed. This was going to be a comics compilation with 2 other strips, but this one got long and I wanted it in time for Holiday. This was meant to be last in that compilation, so enjoy some gags that progress backwards when the others come out. These comics were inspired by the Ralsei plush sitting on my desk. It fell over and was just too far for me to really bother uprighting it, so he's been flashing gooch at me for months. I knew I learned 3D modeling for a good reason (ignoring the terrible topology)

I was originally gonna draw the Lego Incident out fully, but the juice didn't feel worth the squeeze, so here are some disorganized doodles of it.

This ended up much longer than expected. Originally meant to precede this comic. Don't put pants on your Toriel plush (or do).
Here are some bonus sketches.