Well, when life gives you lemons

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
darcyolsson
darcyolsson

when I was like 14 I used to reblog these posts on here that were like "YOUR 20S ARE NOT AN IMAGINARY RACE YOURE DOING JUST FINE!!" just to be positive towards my older mutuals even though i didn't really get what they were about and I'd be in the tags like "#so true!! #everyone does things at their own pace!!" and now im 24 I'm thinking back to it and it's like Oh of course the imaginary race. Which im losing

frankly-dear
jvlianbashir

horror movies are so much scarier when the actors look like an average sampling of the human population. and the house is a little messy

jvlianbashir

when everyone has veneers and the house is pristine and tastefully decorated: (in the back of my mind) these people were hand-selected for visual appeal. this is a set. this is a story

when the actor has a little acne and there are dirty dishes in the sink: aaaaahhhhh this is just like Me and My House ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!

pickapea

when everyone has veneers and the house is pristine and tastefully decorated: (in the front of my mind) these people had it coming

funny games vs funny games us
frankly-dear
valtsv

my honest opinion is that all fictional romantic couples should be separated by death and the surviving one should develop an unhealthy and offputting obsession with the dead one's rotting corpse

valtsv

i just don't think it's that serious unless they're leaping into the grave in the middle of the funeral and begging to be buried alive alongside them or sleeping next to the bloated putrefying remains of their dearly beloved for decades

QUASIMODOOOOO